This is *FuFa aka ****** ******* aka Agent Fideous Gaylord Buckwald the second of porpington's obituary
At 5AM central European time, he passed on to the other side from a combination of dehydration, sleep deprivation and a very rare but fatal form of Japanese stress which causes an anime style rage in which your eye sockets can actually change shape and become detached from your shoulders and move around such as a fan does
He had just discovered a way to stop making his razor be a
, a possible cure for cancerous mutated cabbages and found a renewable and cheap alternative to petroleum fuel. He is now a zombie with the ability to type without his fingers snapping.
He asked me to type this from the other side and he said he feels ripped off that KoRn lied to him and did not see him there, although he is pleased that there is MSN and super fast broadband intarweb connectivity.
Here is a chat log of his final words
(12:50 PM) *FuFa - Are you still there?: whoa
(12:50 PM) *FuFa - Are you still there?: im dead
(12:52 PM) TimmyDX - For Us, For Them, For You: ouch, whats it like on the other side?
(12:52 PM) *FuFa - Are you still there?: horrible
(12:53 PM) *FuFa - Are you still there?: 5 am
(12:53 PM) *FuFa - Are you still there?: make a post on AM S&C that I have died
There you have it, the other side is in perfect sync with Central European Time (the time in the left collumn is my time)
Thankyou, goodbye *FuFa ;__;