A typical night out ...

[IndyChav]

So i was out and about investigating new forms of female manipulation when somethign caught my eye. I mean you'd have to be drinking the blue drink for that to work

Confused I stepped outside for a smoke while joking around with a few of the locals that were also out I decided to do some simple traceur stuff. Basically fence to car to wall to roof and down the lamp post.

During the process the boys in blue were rolling past, flashed their lights and flagged me down. Quite auxilerated with the new spot I jogged over to speak to them.

One of them jumped out grabbed me and through me in the back.

Dazed i asked what my infractions were, drunk and disorderly =.

but im not drunk I was jsut having a bit of fun
[BIB] Tahst what they all say
i get to the station and when im questioned breathalized and set free [surprisingly they didnt ask my age  ]

As i walk out I tell the 2 guys that brought me in that im taking them to court for false allegations without proper testing.

With those words uttered I was dragged back in and charged with breach of the peace and assaulting an officer.

[Damn crooked cops o_O]

Luckily I was able to talk my way out of it [as most things] by saying i'd never been in trouble with the law before [ that ive been caught for] and that it was late I was tired so a bit grumpy along with some other stuff which is information i cant disclose at this moment in time as that would be revealing the Indy way of life

With that I was released and made my way back to my flat where I continued a great night =D

The morale of this story is..... If you're Indy anything is possible.....

Discuss.

[kink192]

just wow...you can get in trouble doing anything and manage to find your way out

[IndyChav]

im just your ordinary IndyChav

We come in massess of 1 raid your towns, befriend your local drunks and take your waiting women.

If you cant do it, Indy can 

[kink192]

i still say you need to get a vid of your parkour skills, just outa curiosity for an idea how well can you draw comics?

[seikene]

LOL wow mate, outta all the dumb things you had to do after getting set free :P, coming up and pretty much dissing those cops. (btw they pretty much can put ANYTHING on those papers. One guy that was with me in the bus to jail was saying that he got in trouble for not having a liscense AND driving with a suspended liscense, see the irony in that?) When I was in trial, they at the last minute slapped a Grand Theft charge to make it interesting, I myself since I didn't expect another charge T_T. Anyway real moral to your story, NEVER try to outsmart a cop, that's just asking for added charges or an added assbeating. They could have put in for yah:
Disturbing the peace
Resisting arrest without violence
Going past kerfue (yes they can make this up as they please)
Being Indy (that's a heavy charge :P specially if you're Indy! XD)

[IndyChav]

i still say you need to get a vid of your parkour skills, just outa curiosity for an idea how well can you draw comics?

OK the official Indy video camera fund is taking donations so all you lovely peopel can get what they want, a video of my skills send money through payapl to

david.myles91@btinternet.com

The sooner I have the money the sooner we all get lots of Indy videos now who doesnt want that?
Remember every little helps

In answer to your comic question.... I couldn't draw to save my life o_O

NEVER try to outsmart a cop, that's just asking for added charges or an added assbeating. They could have put in for yah:
Disturbing the peace
Resisting arrest without violence
Going past kerfue (yes they can make this up as they please)
Being Indy (that's a heavy charge :P specially if you're Indy! XD)

Operative word in your statememnt would be TRY, i don't try I succeed
breach of the peace, I made little to no noise and it was dark so you couldnt even see a crazy indy on a roof anyway, and the car alarm never went off =P
I didnt resist
There is no kerfew
Being Indy is what gets me out of trouble you better learn that =P

[seikene]

Heh ok see how you answered my charges? If I was a cop, I'd be all over your ass with my baton. Honestly, a cop won't care what you tell him. If he asks if you were previously held in for anything, and you say: "Yeah, I pissed some cop off and told him I would get him in trouble for falsely charging me"
He'll say: *Turns his radio on*"Yeah we found some illegal narcotics in his pockets"
You say: "HAI, you grabbed that outta you..."
He'll say: "Radio, we need backup, he's pulled a saw off shotgun, and he's armed!
You'll say: "I'm not doing any of... *gunshot* :P

[ProperBritish]

In the UK street police dont have guns

[robin1989]

no they have little sticks and tasers

[dedafmonteur]

uk police: freese or i use my rubber srick!
bad guy: ROFL LMAO...you freeze or i use my uzi
uk police: ow....well....carry on


LMAO

[phenomenal]

Police and law are stupid in this country. In america, if there is a criminal, they just get out their guns and shot them. In uk they just be tards and mess everything up.

And indy, sue the ass off that cop.

[IndyChav]

Im thinking of suing him but then if I do that ill have the whole of Grampian police gunning for me and watching my every move. thats not good id rather get away with mroe now than risking having to have a phailed indy lifestyle jsut make some money which would be wastedon booze anyway =\

[i22foosh]

how much would you get for sueing him

[Skullmaster]

haha, very nice indy! 

[robin1989]

yeh indy definatly doesnt want pigs poking there noses around him and his personal affairs especially at his young age as stuff wont get deleted from his records at 18 if he does them now. *cough* restraunt *cough*

[budgray19]

in america they dont right off teh bat shoot u
they use force
(hand to hand combat) they take u down if that dosnt work he will take out his secondary weapon and its a tazer gun(around here the paint em black and modify them to look liek real guns

then they use that

we have a ass load of non leathal weapons
cuz if we shoot em
we get world attenction as yall know

beanbag shot guns(very painful but will stop u and keep u from dieing (they aim for the chest or gut))

they got peperballs taht they use with their guns
and some weird circular thing thats like a o ring but bigger and made of high grade plastic

and if all else fails they will use their negociating
a gun is the very last thing they use
like if hes aiming at u and is pulling the trigger
but even then its still teh sholder or leg

[Luke]

uk police: freese or i use my rubber srick!
bad guy: ROFL LMAO...you freeze or i use my uzi
uk police: ow....well....carry on


LMAO

ROFL its like in australia....
austrailin cops only have rubber bullets to wind you badly =[ (experince) (homemade jackass with a cops son)

COP:Freeze or ill shoot you with my rubber bullets
Badguy:No you Freeze... I Got Da Real Bullets
COP:OH SH*T!!!
BAdguy:yeh thats right..
Cop:carry on noe...

[seikene]

Trust me, here in US is shoot first, ask.....wait what were we doing? lol. Meh true though, they will use force but the nub police will whip out their guns so fast. Beanbag shotguns can still mess you up. I know I saw a riot shotgun puncture a guy's lungs. Tasers have been known to kill a few people.

[kink192]

tasers are sick. im making my home made taser, its not that bad and its just a 555 a relay and a transformer all hooked up to a ninev. i was messing with the prototype and just getting people in the back of the neck or hooking it up to a door handle or something stupid like that, but it was all fun.

[ryan0]

i made a taser from a cold catode inverter and it works a charm!i bridged the fuse on it and attached a 12 volt battery and its really portable althought more than once it has turned on in my pocket

[seikene]

Very nice. If anybody has seen the boondocks enough, then they have seen the glove that Huey used. I honestly thought it pwnt and was full of win. Basically it's like mixing a taser and a glove, and even though against that bouncer, it wasn't too effective, I think there can be possibility for that thing .

[kink192]

ive seen that episode, but its really not all that practical, its more then likely that youll end up touching yourself in some way and hurting yourself. i did something like that with my taser though, electrical tape taping the probes to my finger hiding the rest in my sleeve and hi fives and handshakes

[seikene]

LOL, yeah but if you wanted to try joking with people, I'd probably weaken the shock. Picture yourself shaking hands with a guy using a pacemaker, it'd be funny til' he falls down smoking :P. Meh I say with a few precautions and safety tweaks, the shockin glove can really be possible .