Girls

[nez]

kay-man this works for me all the time. now listen clossley.
okay now i was not allowed to date will i was in highschool so like last year, but i did have a lot of girls that were always hitting on me and now that i am in college(no i am not a player or anything, iam very religious.) i have been more out spoken and not so much quiet.

well the first thing is first find a girl you like or girls. i all ways pick the ones in my classes because we choose to sit were we fell so i sit with in talking distance.
then you need to use your intellegents to lure them in. i all ways act very very smart.

now you lean over when you fill like you have some thing to say like if you see her having trouble on a problem offer your help and help them out.

now that you broke the ice. go to your next move act like your brain dead you know what did the teacher say? or what were we doing?, what page are we on? stuff like that.

now what you have done is given the girl two things a man that can give support but also show that he needs help in life from her. they love that stuff it is what they look for in a man most of the time.

now that you do this for a few day she will open up to you and their will be conversations drifting away from class. now is the time to run in to her more often out side of class nothing like stalking but if a class she has is close by then take a walk by and say "hey how is your day?" now be prepared to listen and respond  to here answer if she gives you a story. if not then bring up the homework and say you didn't get one of the questions.

now you say oh you need to get to your class i will go with you as you help me on this problem now you would say this in your words.

now the whole key is to try pulling off to being brainless in some ways not too much though just enough.
sort of like mimic the stoner's in you school.(no i never did drugs or partied or drank alcohol in my life.)

you must have confidence in your self no mater how un confident you fill.(it is a must)

now do this for a amount of time now she get use to talking to you now and then now go and persue her talk to here before school and after make small talk become friend is what i am saying then one you do that then ask her out.

oh and get to know her fiends and be ice to them they have a l of say in here life.

i have never gotten to the asking out stage due to parents.

now thier ar occasions were the grils starts asking you questions and most of the time you should gie a short answer then ask here the same question. usualy she want to start to talk about that subject but want you aproval. then you to listen to let her vent.

but like i said some times they want you to do all the talikg so they can listen.

ex. now their is this girl in my class she sits on the other side of the class opposite of me were i am surrounded by three or four girls depending if one decides to show or not. and my friend. now i have only smiled at her during class. but one day whole waiting for the class to start in an hour and a half me and my friend were messing around with his psp. when she asked us a question about what we do with are lives and my friend replaied games work school reapeat. then i answered i have no life play a game reraly and sit and stare at the celling dont work and go to school. now i gave her a reson to ask me more questions about why on all three.  Now i sit and talk with her for an hour and a half before class a few times a week when their is class. and she always whats to have a 50 50 discussions me talk as much as her. we now run it to each other in the same hallways i walk around in to get from class to class. ( this happens once in a great while.in your life when this happens.) now my friend already had a gril freid that showed up a few moment after talking with the girl but luckly i was talking when she showed up.

oh and last class we were late to class because we were talking that we forgot about time. (no i do not sit next to her in class or talk to her but i do to the other girls.)
 
remember give support receive support. are the two keys.
it is a 60/40 type of thing but they can be show different way depending on the girls character. Most of the girls i meat are goal driven( at school to get a degree and then what ever) so the class is the best place.

[lewson]

be yourself?

[phenomenal]

kay-man this works for me all the time. now listen clossley.
okay now i was not allowed to date will i was in highschool so like last year, but i did have a lot of girls that were always hitting on me and now that i am in college(no i am not a player or anything, iam very religious.) i have been more out spoken and not so much quiet.

well the first thing is first find a girl you like or girls. i all ways pick the ones in my classes because we choose to sit were we fell so i sit with in talking distance.
then you need to use your intellegents to lure them in. i all ways act very very smart.

now you lean over when you fill like you have some thing to say like if you see her having trouble on a problem offer your help and help them out.

now that you broke the ice. go to your next move act like your brain dead you know what did the teacher say? or what were we doing?, what page are we on? stuff like that.

now what you have done is given the girl two things a man that can give support but also show that he needs help in life from her. they love that stuff it is what they look for in a man most of the time.

now that you do this for a few day she will open up to you and their will be conversations drifting away from class. now is the time to run in to her more often out side of class nothing like stalking but if a class she has is close by then take a walk by and say "hey how is your day?" now be prepared to listen and respond  to here answer if she gives you a story. if not then bring up the homework and say you didn't get one of the questions.

now you say oh you need to get to your class i will go with you as you help me on this problem now you would say this in your words.

now the whole key is to try pulling off to being brainless in some ways not too much though just enough.
sort of like mimic the stoner's in you school.(no i never did drugs or partied or drank alcohol in my life.)

you must have confidence in your self no mater how un confident you fill.(it is a must)

now do this for a amount of time now she get use to talking to you now and then now go and persue her talk to here before school and after make small talk become friend is what i am saying then one you do that then ask her out.

oh and get to know her fiends and be ice to them they have a l of say in here life.

i have never gotten to the asking out stage due to parents.

now thier ar occasions were the grils starts asking you questions and most of the time you should gie a short answer then ask here the same question. usualy she want to start to talk about that subject but want you aproval. then you to listen to let her vent.

but like i said some times they want you to do all the talikg so they can listen.

ex. now their is this girl in my class she sits on the other side of the class opposite of me were i am surrounded by three or four girls depending if one decides to show or not. and my friend. now i have only smiled at her during class. but one day whole waiting for the class to start in an hour and a half me and my friend were messing around with his psp. when she asked us a question about what we do with are lives and my friend replaied games work school reapeat. then i answered i have no life play a game reraly and sit and stare at the celling dont work and go to school. now i gave her a reson to ask me more questions about why on all three.  Now i sit and talk with her for an hour and a half before class a few times a week when their is class. and she always whats to have a 50 50 discussions me talk as much as her. we now run it to each other in the same hallways i walk around in to get from class to class. ( this happens once in a great while.in your life when this happens.) now my friend already had a gril freid that showed up a few moment after talking with the girl but luckly i was talking when she showed up.

oh and last class we were late to class because we were talking that we forgot about time. (no i do not sit next to her in class or talk to her but i do to the other girls.)
 
remember give support receive support. are the two keys.
it is a 60/40 type of thing but they can be show different way depending on the girls character. Most of the girls i meat are goal driven( at school to get a degree and then what ever) so the class is the best place.

Wow man! gotta keep that in mind

be yourself?

Myself is lame, think about it.

[dedafmonteur]

well, think of this.

girls first pick the hot guys...but they usually suck so after a few weeks it's over.
they want someone that they can talk with....a sensitive guy....

that allways works

[ProperBritish]

Yeah when you're younger girls, (no offence) are more naïve and see whats on the outside more. There are exceptions, though. When you're older girls seem to take more notice of you, because you're nicer to talk to (there are also exceptions to this). But you've gotta be up for a laugh as well.

[kink192]

try a mall, dont seem desperate though, something ive noticed, confidence is a turn on to girls, im alot more confident when i have a girlfriend so most girls like me more then when i dont. but just keep an eye out for girls eyeballing you.

[ryan0]

i'm weirdly good with girls....and i mean weeeeeeirdly good!i've had about 19 (hot) girlfriends since i was 12 (i'm 15 in may)  and i succeeded in finding my ginger spotty slightly chubby friend a decent looking girlfriend and in the process put together these rules:
1: honesty comedy is the best policy - be funny and witty,dont try too hard to be funny or you'll look like a sh*t
2: make them feel special - dont be afraid to say stuff like "woah u have awesome eyes" <<dats a babekiller
3: girls like guys with great skills hair - get a cool ass hairstyle
4: buy some flashy new threads - seriously...this works...really well
5: dont be afraid to look a little bit stupid - girls like guys that can laugh things off
6: be confident in urself - dont b afraid to get urself out there,go to clubs and social events etc with your friends,girls like guys that are confident but not :censored:y
7: BE YOURSELF - i cant stress this enough,dont let anything stop you from being who you are,if you try to be something ur not girls see right through it and you will make a dipsh*t out of urself

remember these rules are not to be taken as gospel/any other article of great importance,dont follow them word for word adjust them to who you are,dont overdo any of them and dont allow them to get in the way of who you are!

[dedafmonteur]

i'm weirdly good with girls....and i mean weeeeeeirdly good!i've had about 19 (hot) girlfriends since i was 12 (i'm 15 in may)  and i succeeded in finding my ginger spotty slightly chubby friend a decent looking girlfriend and in the process put together these rules:
1: honesty comedy is the best policy - be funny and witty,dont try too hard to be funny or you'll look like a sh*t
2: make them feel special - dont be afraid to say stuff like "woah u have awesome eyes" <<dats a babekiller
3: girls like guys with great skills hair - get a cool ass hairstyle
4: buy some flashy new threads - seriously...this works...really well
5: dont be afraid to look a little bit stupid - girls like guys that can laugh things off
6: be confident in urself - dont b afraid to get urself out there,go to clubs and social events etc with your friends,girls like guys that are confident but not :censored:y
7: BE YOURSELF - i cant stress this enough,dont let anything stop you from being who you are,if you try to be something ur not girls see right through it and you will make a dipsh*t out of urself

remember these rules are not to be taken as gospel/any other article of great importance,dont follow them word for word adjust them to who you are,dont overdo any of them and dont allow them to get in the way of who you are!

teh master has spoken


lol

[lewson]

i'm weirdly good with girls....and i mean weeeeeeirdly good!i've had about 19 (hot) girlfriends since i was 12 (i'm 15 in may)  and i succeeded in finding my ginger spotty slightly chubby friend a decent looking girlfriend and in the process put together these rules:
1: honesty comedy is the best policy - be funny and witty,dont try too hard to be funny or you'll look like a sh*t
2: make them feel special - dont be afraid to say stuff like "woah u have awesome eyes" <<dats a babekiller
3: girls like guys with great skills hair - get a cool ass hairstyle
4: buy some flashy new threads - seriously...this works...really well
5: dont be afraid to look a little bit stupid - girls like guys that can laugh things off
6: be confident in urself - dont b afraid to get urself out there,go to clubs and social events etc with your friends,girls like guys that are confident but not :censored:y
7: BE YOURSELF - i cant stress this enough,dont let anything stop you from being who you are,if you try to be something ur not girls see right through it and you will make a dipsh*t out of urself

remember these rules are not to be taken as gospel/any other article of great importance,dont follow them word for word adjust them to who you are,dont overdo any of them and dont allow them to get in the way of who you are!

Thats soo true!

[phenomenal]

i'm weirdly good with girls....and i mean weeeeeeirdly good!i've had about 19 (hot) girlfriends since i was 12 (i'm 15 in may)  and i succeeded in finding my ginger spotty slightly chubby friend a decent looking girlfriend and in the process put together these rules:
1: honesty comedy is the best policy - be funny and witty,dont try too hard to be funny or you'll look like a sh*t
2: make them feel special - dont be afraid to say stuff like "woah u have awesome eyes" <<dats a babekiller
3: girls like guys with great skills hair - get a cool ass hairstyle
4: buy some flashy new threads - seriously...this works...really well
5: dont be afraid to look a little bit stupid - girls like guys that can laugh things off
6: be confident in urself - dont b afraid to get urself out there,go to clubs and social events etc with your friends,girls like guys that are confident but not :censored:y
7: BE YOURSELF - i cant stress this enough,dont let anything stop you from being who you are,if you try to be something ur not girls see right through it and you will make a dipsh*t out of urself

remember these rules are not to be taken as gospel/any other article of great importance,dont follow them word for word adjust them to who you are,dont overdo any of them and dont allow them to get in the way of who you are!

Im definatly trying this

[Rory]

1: That is me all over, i'm pretty funny.
2: I say similar things but I haven't complimented their eyes yet.
3: Lol, I let her "style" mine "Blue-black hair would make you look soo sexy" her words. (she is VERY flirty though, dunno which extent of "like" she feels towards me)
4: Yeah, I need new clothes... Thats 1 out of 7 I need to try.
5: I went to see a mate from my old course, I was known as the "retard", just so happened that he called me a retard infront of her, I laughed, she had a major stress at him.
6: My confidence is growing, It isn't huge at the moment, but it is growing
7: I am always myself with a very little luck, I tryed being someone else once with no luck, I can't win here lol :P

Would have thought THE Rory, would have had some by now...

I some girls I know, they have a christian friend (who is famous for preaching). They told him about me. He was like "Who names their kid Rory?". One of them went back to him a week later, My new best guy-friend is God, He said something along the lines of thats great. Then she said "But you insulted his name" he looked at her confused "You said who names their kid Rory". When I heard about that I was laughing soo hard. But now they resemble me to God and their "preacher friend" is concerned that they are going to hell.

[phenomenal]

1: That is me all over, i'm pretty funny.
2: I say similar things but I haven't complimented their eyes yet.
3: Lol, I let her "style" mine "Blue-black hair would make you look soo sexy" her words. (she is VERY flirty though, dunno which extent of "like" she feels towards me)
4: Yeah, I need new clothes... Thats 1 out of 7 I need to try.
5: I went to see a mate from my old course, I was known as the "retard", just so happened that he called me a retard infront of her, I laughed, she had a major stress at him.
6: My confidence is growing, It isn't huge at the moment, but it is growing
7: I am always myself with a very little luck, I tryed being someone else once with no luck, I can't win here lol :P

Would have thought THE Rory, would have had some by now...

I some girls I know, they have a christian friend (who is famous for preaching). They told him about me. He was like "Who names their kid Rory?". One of them went back to him a week later, My new best guy-friend is God, He said something along the lines of thats great. Then she said "But you insulted his name" he looked at her confused "You said who names their kid Rory". When I heard about that I was laughing soo hard. But now they resemble me to God and their "preacher friend" is concerned that they are going to hell.

1. Unfortunatly, im not funny at all,  dam
2. I can try...
3. My hair is queer
4. Fortunatly, in the last month, i bought 2 new suits (first suits, they look like tuxedos), a bape hoody (Usally costing about £400) and a bape belt (Which i just ordered from a person online, arrived today but nobody was in so i have to pick it up in 2 days at post office)
5. I look stupid all the time, like for example, yesterday i was swinging on somebodys bag (lol long story) and i flew off and landed infront of like 15 girls (is that good or bad then?)
6. Im not that confident
7. Myself sucks tbh

So, im a social outkast much?

Also , erm, im not entirely sure what that last paragraph had to do with girls lol

[ryan0]

teh master has spoken


lol

wohoooo!i so have to make a poster lol XD

[phenomenal]

wohoooo!i so have to make a poster lol XD

Indeed, and get somebody to design it, but who?.... 

[Luke]

 - Web design
 - Coding
 - Business
 - Drawing
Thats about it.

what about sports like Griddin or hockey or something like that..... i play ice hockey =] =] ive got a girlfriend.... ive known her for a while.... hmmm do u have any friends that are girls that you semm too like =] =]

[Luke]

5. I look stupid all the time, like for example, yesterday i was swinging on somebodys bag (lol long story) and i flew off and landed infront of like 15 girls (is that good or bad then?)

lol sometimes good sometimes bad

[phenomenal]

Nope, im pathetic at all sports