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getting old is mandatory growing up is optional.
However today I was brutally raped by a door handle, and none of my friends helped me up off the floor after ten minutes, instead they all teabaged me, all 10 of them...
I'm not going to say the recent ones as they are well..private life but still funny!Anyway #1 was some years ago that some pants I've bought were big for me andwhen I crossed running a highway to go to media markt my pants fell to my kneesin front of all the cars waiting for the green light.#2 Playing a game with friends where you do whatever the other one says.Theytold me to put off all of my clothes except my underwear and walk at the streetfor some time.Hopefully it was night and I waved to some people passing by. =)
(but srsly, its a good job..$$$ )
u shoulda drank some redbull and poo on its head
Ok, well this wasnt me, but it musta been embarassing. It was my sister, and we were in the middle of church and someone was being baptized. It was dead quite, and all of a sudden out of no where she has a freakin' horrible juicey fart at the same time she just sneezed. The whole church looked straight at my sister, and she began to cry.
to #1 i hope u whernt commando loland noahi hate ui want sandwitchz
NOAH I HATE YOUUUUU :'( I want sandwiches =[And JWhite OMFGLMFAO Aricado...no comment on that one buddy XDAnd Skull, I think that's happened to us all at some point. Happened to me twice. Once on my head and once on my shoulder >_<