As far as ya needing help goes I'd have start with the vast majority of your grammar and punctuation, like
"if your not gonna help me then dont bother post"
should really be
"If (If, capitol I since it's the beginning of a sentence) you're (the contraction of you and are, not your which is possessive) not gonna (not correct but acceptable) help then don't (apostrophe) bother to post. (to and period)
I assume you were late to that class? Trust me, my post you'll look back on in years to come and think, "man, that was some good advice none the less, what a snot nosed little punk I was being" and if ya don't then it just means ya grew up to be an adult version of yourself right now is all and that's not going to help anyone out, honestly.
I don't really think there's a huge abundance of people misplacing their controllers, keys yes, and a key ringer or key chain finder would work if ya felt like tearing the controller down to install. Having it just stuck to the outside of it where it can easily be removed wouldn't be a very bright idea, provided ya can find the controller in the first place to do either and then never have the finder portion of it confiscated by your 'evil' mother like your controllers were.
