THE 10 STEPS ON
HOW TO MAKE FUN BDAY OUT OF BAD BDAY
1. FIND BOSSES HOUSE
2. FIND PAPER BAG
3. FIND POO
4. FIND LIGHTER
5. FIND FELLOW FRIEND WORKERS
6. GO TO BOSSES HOUSE
7. WAIT TILL DARK
8. INSERT DOG POO INTO BROWN BAG
9. CLOSE BAG LUCH BAG STYLE
10. LIGHT RING DOORBELL & RUN
btw numbers 3,6,7 can all be exchanged with one another for nose convenience