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Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« on: June 09, 2009, 04:38:28 AM »
Just scanned her computer with norton,
With a Reported 419 Highly Dangerous viruses.


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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2009, 04:41:19 AM »
LOL

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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2009, 05:16:39 AM »
lol ! ha ha !!! i cant trust my mum with my computer either....
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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2009, 05:32:05 AM »
lol that reminds me of when my neighbor called me round to check his computer because he said it was running slow. i when round and first thing i did was pop in a bootable virus scanner all up to date and :censored: like that set it going and let it do a full deep scan it found a massive 2500 viruses, spyware and mallware in the end i decided it was better for me to just format and resetup his computer with the protection turned on this time

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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2009, 12:53:07 PM »
That's with Norton. Imagine how many you'll find when you scan it with a GOOD antivirus.

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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2009, 12:57:07 PM »
ROFL kicks!

god knows how many my dads lappy has... its only a month old, and runs slow as all hell. I put Avast on there but i havent scaned it in a while

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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2009, 02:48:29 PM »
I do weekly scans ^.^ But it's a shared computer and I'm not sure how smart my brother is when it comes to avoiding viruses... Atleast it hasn't slowed down yet. 2500 is A LOT of viruses though. You have to click every fake ad you see to get that many  O_o

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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2009, 02:53:44 PM »
I have a two part anti-virus:

1) AVG
2) Common sense

I haven`t had to re-install my OEM install of Vista from two years ago, and I scan maybe once a month.

Never had any issues with viruses.

Pretty sad how some people are just THAT blunt when it comes to tech.
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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2009, 03:02:22 PM »
i have vista and no antivirus.... yes i am stupid but i just keep it all updated and all secured up and keep UAC on.... and i get no viruses at all(i scan it like once a month with bootable anti viruses)...

people just lack some common sense... first they visit untrusted sites click the ads on the sides pop-ups etc and end up with a million viruses...

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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2009, 03:55:41 PM »
i have no antivirus, windows defender has saved my ass a few times.


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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2009, 05:38:20 PM »
I use Norton and theres nothing wrong with it.. Its actually really good. And i also reformat about once every 2 weeks...

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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2009, 05:54:42 PM »
I use Norton and theres nothing wrong with it.. Its actually really good. And i also reformat about once every 2 weeks...

ROFL that sounds so time consuming...

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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2009, 06:11:40 PM »
Nod32...Yesss....feel the POWAHHHHH!!!!!!


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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2009, 06:47:15 PM »
ROFL that sounds so time consuming...
Like 1 hour....

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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2009, 06:54:55 PM »
Like 1 hour....

For a full reformat and reinstall + restoring all your personal data? Damn.

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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2009, 07:08:48 PM »
For a full reformat and reinstall + restoring all your personal data? Damn.

Well the personal data could be stored on a separate HD.

But I choose to use common sense, keep my HD defragmented, remove bloatware, have only the things I need running running.

Less hassle later on.

Reformatting constantly can ruin the boot sector of your HD, so do be careful.

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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2009, 09:18:13 PM »
I've tried Kaspersky, NOD32, Norton, and other miscellaneous antiviruses. Nothing wants to work properly on my laptop, so I'm always without an antvirus.

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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2009, 05:08:37 AM »
Everyone should just get an Apple Computer :D .
there is only like 3-4 viruses out there for them.

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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2009, 05:15:57 AM »
yeh apple ftw

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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2009, 05:37:44 AM »
well not exactly an apple computer. apple is using standard desktop hardware but is charging double the money. If they stopped being :censored:s and allowed everyone to install their os i'm sure they would have greater market penetration... 
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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2009, 08:09:31 AM »
Yeah but another problem with Macs is that they don't accept the wide variety of hardware and software that Windows does.

And if you go "VM or dualboot Windows FTW" then think: That kinda defeats the whole idea of getting a Mac, because you are STILL using Windows.

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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2009, 08:37:00 AM »
Nod32...Yesss....feel the POWAHHHHH!!!!!!
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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2009, 09:37:29 AM »
Yeah but another problem with Macs is that they don't accept the wide variety of hardware and software that Windows does.

And if you go "VM or dualboot Windows FTW" then think: That kinda defeats the whole idea of getting a Mac, because you are STILL using Windows.



i do admit that it is based on needs but for 90% of computer users a mac would be fine if not better than windows
i am use my mac for 99% of all computer useage. here is a list of what i use on my mack and what i use it for.

- iLife - sorting pictures fast movie & image editing as well as some very basic website stuff
- itunes & quicktime & frontrow & perian plugin & vlc - music play and manage, movies rentals voice & webcam recording home theatre stuff
- Full adobe CS4 suite - for everything oyu would use adobe cs4 suite on windows
- iworks & mcsft office mac - all my word proccessing and spreadsheet stuff
- coda and textmate - php, html, css editing creating etc etc
- final cut studio - for video & sound editing, dvd authoring etc etc
- MAMP Pro - for turning my mac into a fully working server apache, php, sql, cache&acceleration etc etc for site development
- adium - twitter, msn, aol, google talk, ichat etc etc messenger client
- mail - email client
- adress book and ical - callender contacts etc etc
- yummy ftp & cute ftp - both excellent ftp clients
- spotify - music streaming
- safari 4 & firefox - web brwosing
- skype - international calls
- sling player - using my sling box connected to my sat tv
- quickpwn, pwnage tool - unlocking & jailbreaking itunes
- timemachine - hourly incrimental backups
- vmware fusion - virtualisation of windows and linux
- wiretap studio - recording system audio and audio inputs
- utorrent - torrenting
- speed download - download manager and accelerator
- unrarx, the unarchiver - extracting compressed files
- snapz pro - screen casting
- silverback - useability testing - records screen and uses web cam at same time to allow user testing and feedback of using sites and applications
- mindjet mindmanager - creation mindmaps
- a suite of kracker apps for use
- flip4mac - playing wmv files
- 1password - password management app
- screensharing - share my screen and take control of others if they need help like remote desktop
- connect360 - streaming media to xbox 360
- team viewer - similar to screensharing but cross platform and cross the interwebs
- twitterific - twitter client
- tvcatchup player - playing live tv usingthe tvcatctup service
- skitch - taking quick notes and fast editing of screen grabs
- wbfs for mac 1.2 - used for manageing hard drives formatted with the wbfs filesystem for the nintendo wii

and there are lots of other apps that can replace windows apps and are often even better than the windows counterpart - the only thing i use windows for is access and publisher but mainly when i need to use access as microsoft screws mac users over.

and there are lots of games for mac even recent ones just look here
http://store.apple.com/us/browse/home/shop_mac/software/games?mco=NDY3NDkzMw
http://www.macgamesandmore.com/
http://www.macgames.com/
http://www.insidemacgames.com/

i could go on but i think i have proven my point that for 90% of people a mac would be equally as good if not better

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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2009, 09:53:42 AM »
you might wanna tell your mom to stop downloading porn  :rofl:


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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
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i do admit that it is based on needs but for 90% of computer users a mac would be fine if not better than windows
i am use my mac for 99% of all computer useage. here is a list of what i use on my mack and what i use it for.

- iLife - sorting pictures fast movie & image editing as well as some very basic website stuff
- itunes & quicktime & frontrow & perian plugin & vlc - music play and manage, movies rentals voice & webcam recording home theatre stuff
- Full adobe CS4 suite - for everything oyu would use adobe cs4 suite on windows
- iworks & mcsft office mac - all my word proccessing and spreadsheet stuff
- coda and textmate - php, html, css editing creating etc etc
- final cut studio - for video & sound editing, dvd authoring etc etc
- MAMP Pro - for turning my mac into a fully working server apache, php, sql, cache&acceleration etc etc for site development
- adium - twitter, msn, aol, google talk, ichat etc etc messenger client
- mail - email client
- adress book and ical - callender contacts etc etc
- yummy ftp & cute ftp - both excellent ftp clients
- spotify - music streaming
- safari 4 & firefox - web brwosing
- skype - international calls
- sling player - using my sling box connected to my sat tv
- quickpwn, pwnage tool - unlocking & jailbreaking itunes
- timemachine - hourly incrimental backups
- vmware fusion - virtualisation of windows and linux
- wiretap studio - recording system audio and audio inputs
- utorrent - torrenting
- speed download - download manager and accelerator
- unrarx, the unarchiver - extracting compressed files
- snapz pro - screen casting
- silverback - useability testing - records screen and uses web cam at same time to allow user testing and feedback of using sites and applications
- mindjet mindmanager - creation mindmaps
- a suite of kracker apps for use
- flip4mac - playing wmv files
- 1password - password management app
- screensharing - share my screen and take control of others if they need help like remote desktop
- connect360 - streaming media to xbox 360
- team viewer - similar to screensharing but cross platform and cross the interwebs
- twitterific - twitter client
- tvcatchup player - playing live tv usingthe tvcatctup service
- skitch - taking quick notes and fast editing of screen grabs
- wbfs for mac 1.2 - used for manageing hard drives formatted with the wbfs filesystem for the nintendo wii

and there are lots of other apps that can replace windows apps and are often even better than the windows counterpart - the only thing i use windows for is access and publisher but mainly when i need to use access as microsoft screws mac users over.

and there are lots of games for mac even recent ones just look here
http://store.apple.com/us/browse/home/shop_mac/software/games?mco=NDY3NDkzMw
http://www.macgamesandmore.com/
http://www.macgames.com/
http://www.insidemacgames.com/

i could go on but i think i have proven my point that for 90% of people a mac would be equally as good if not better

well that proves my point , mac may be a great os but Apple Computers are way too overpriced for standard desktop hardware. If they allow mac os to run on any hardware , they'll have a huge marketshare. I know that hardware combinations can be a pain to deal with but how long can Apple run away from this minor inconvenience. If the Hackintosh community then i'm sure Apple can perfect it...
The OS is the only way they have , to sell their overpriced hardware.
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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #26 on: June 11, 2009, 04:38:26 AM »
well not exactly an apple computer. apple is using standard desktop hardware but is charging double the money. If they stopped being :censored:s and allowed everyone to install their os i'm sure they would have greater market penetration... 
Apple computers don't use standard hardware...

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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2009, 07:19:29 AM »
Apple computers don't use standard hardware...

Yep. Tis why you have to install bootcamp When you install windows.

And Robin, you are now the first person I have seen to actually list reasons as to why you would use an Apple computer instead of a computer running Windows or Linux.

You are obviously more tech savvy than other people I know who use Macs.

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« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2009, 07:38:45 AM »
Uh, no. If they used standard computer hardware then there wouldn't be Mac-Specific ram/gpus/etc. and you'd be able to install OS X on any computer without running into problems.

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Re: Why my mum can't be trusted with an computer.
« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2009, 07:55:18 AM »
[/Flame] umm this is a thread about viruses, Apple fanboys: take your Macs and go edit some video or something :taunt: Im sorry guys, but 20yrs of being second place doesnt lie.  I will take my viruses and like it, then to struggle with a mac, who's users btw ultimately end up running a window OS in some shape or form in order to keep their machines useful. [/Flame]

haha Robin heres a link for games for PC users: www.gamestop.com  Dont get me wrong, I hate windows and all it stands for but as an engineer, Macs are an impossibility, and I suspect that is the same for many industries.


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