Unwritten rules of online fps.. Till now.

[HiddenVenom]

1) Dont be a n00b
2) Dont be a noob
3) DONT BE A NOOB!
4) Be prepared
4a) Be prepared to lose
5) Be prepared to have your ass handed to you on a rusty spoon
6) Dont camp
6a) Dont stand still
6b) Dont crouch unless moving or worshipping the developers
6c) Dont stay in one place for more than 15 milliseconds
7) Dont whine
7a) Dont whine about lag. It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
7b) Dont whine about noobs
7c) Dont whine because you are a noob.
8) What the devs say goes
8a) What the hackers say goes, until the debs come along.
9) Firing any weapon is a risk to health and safety.
10) Not firing any weapons is a risk to health and safety.
11) Only throw grenades at lone enemies.
12) Dont annoy anyone...especially the admin
13) Rules 35 and 36 of the internet also apply to fps games
14) Doing anythink may result in serious injury.
14a) Doing nothin has the same result.
15) Teamkilling is unnacceptable
16) Unless aethiest, killing is unnaceptable.
17) Any references to National Socialists, Hitler, or Jews should have a cited source
18) There is only two good slogans.
18a) I hate FPS games.
18b) Do the world a favour and press Alt+F4
19) Suicides show disrespect.
19a) The admin dies not like disrespect.
19b i) Acting disrespectfully can cause harm
19b ii) Using unnacceptable weapons is disrespectful
19b iii) You are disrespectful
19c) As such you are required to constantly complain (not whine) about aspects of the game you do not understand, such as:
I) textures
ii) hitboxes
iii) models
iv) physics
v) weapons
vi) damage and stats
vii) your sad life
20a) This is part of your sad life
20b) attempting to quit videogames is blasphemy against the system.
21) All of the above take precedence over national and international law, until the admin says otherwise.
22) You are all part of a giant experiment. And you ain't doing too well.
23)Have fun!

[SN!P3R]

Also rule 34 of the Internet

[HiddenVenom]

Keep adding to the list

[FOOKz™]

You may want to amend 1, 2, & 3.

Don't use the word(s) "noob, n00b, n00blet, nub, narb, n00b etc." or any variation sounding like "noob" pronounced more than twice per game unless a player(s) admits they are new to the game.
2b. In an event of losing a 1v1 match continue to trash talk the other person and try to add them to your friends list to kiss ass; call them a noob.

[dedafmonteur]

you cant nade your spawn and switch teams.

[HiddenVenom]

I will release a full amendment in due time:

Gaining Points of any kind on purpose is considered nerdy and therefore nooby.

Acting like a Ginger freedom fighter will send you ion a one way ticket to being spawn camped.