Wait..... stop everything. I NEED to try this I plan of proving this wrong. Gonna shoot a potato gun AT my laptop with win7 and chrome.
EDIT:
Had to write this post on desktop. Just saying Potato won and made me a nice and large peep hole in my laptop. Glad it was an old laptop. Next up to see how long it takes to shoot paint into my ear vs. Chrome.

Isnt It pretty I stuck a shoe in the hole for reference on how large of a potato my old cannon shoots.
Would the french fry thing have helped?