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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fWzXNhfoQ8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fWzXNhfoQ8)
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THAT'S A BIG BALLOON!!!\
Oh god. That's great. I'd be SOOO scared if that happened to me, I think I'm slightly claustrophobic o_O
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How many of us can honestly say we havent thought about trying thta before ...
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How many of us can honestly say we havent thought about trying thta before ...
Good point :P
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thats not ur uncle lol
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thats not ur uncle lol
says who?
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says who?
MARIOPARTY53, why?
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On a different note failblog is the greatest hypocrisy in existence.
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On a different note failblog is the greatest hypocrisy in existence.
That's nice. No one cares.
I like failblog.
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That's nice. No one cares.
I like failblog.
Wow, I see you like opinions as long as it's yours. Failblog is a swamp of old, unoriginal material that were on most imageboards months before. Not to mention they censor everything because they can't handle freedom of expression.
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Not to mention they censor everything because they can't handle freedom of expression.
No they don't o_O At least not that I've seen.
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No they don't o_O At least not that I've seen.
They wouldn't let people post 1guy1cup, and that's hilarious.
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They wouldn't let people post 1guy1cup, and that's hilarious.
No, that's sick and disgusting.
Treemty stop changing the title, we know you're not related to him!
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10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes,
in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy
when a flaming stealth banana split the sky
like one would hope but never really expect
to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime
and stopping right at my Birkenstocks,
and me yelping...
Holy :censored:ing :censored:!
Then the X-Files being,
Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan
with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of
vanilla Chig Champa
Did a slow-mo Matrix descent
Outta the butt end of the banana vessel
And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw,
and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip,
and all I could think was:
"I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice
that I pissed my :censored:in' pants."
So light in his way,
Like an apparition,
He had me crying out,
":censored: me
It's gotta be
the Deadhead Chemistry
The blotter got on top of me
Got me seein' E-mother:censored:in'-T!"
And after calming me down
with some orange slices
and some fetal spooning,
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One,
the One who will deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
and a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from :censored:in' high school.
You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better listen.
Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like the time Dave floated away
See, my heart is pounding
'Cause this :censored: never happens to me
I can't breathe right now!
It was so real,
Like I woke up in Wonderland.
All sorta terrifying
I don't wanna be all alone
While I tell this story.
And can anyone tell me why
Y'all sound like Peanuts parents?
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real
Finally, it's my lucky day
See, my heart is racing
'Cause this :censored: never happens to me
I can't breathe right now!
You believe me, don't you?
Please believe what I've just said!
See the Dead ain't touring
And this wasn't all in my head.
See, they took me by the hand
And invited me right in.
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin.
Strapped down my bed
Feet cold eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
God damn, :censored: the bed.
Hey ...
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be the One
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.
But I forgot my pen
:censored: the bed again ...
Typical.
Strapped down my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Sunkist * and Sudafed
Gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help, I'm brain dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn, :censored: the bed
I can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be the hero
Can't remember what they said
Bob help me!
Can't remember what they said
Don't know, won't know
God damn, :censored: the bed!
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No, that's sick and disgusting.
It's not that bad. And you can't deny its the biggest failure to ever occur.
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lol thats funny he looks like hes wearing a giant condom
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They wouldn't let people post 1guy1cup, and that's hilarious.
Off Topic:
But don't get me started on the cup theory..
the first time i saw 2 girls 1 cup the next day i woke up
i spewed all over my friends room
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JumpFalcon, how is that funny to you?You're an extremely sick and deranged person.
Fixed
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He didn't die, he was posting within weeks.
Honestly, I don't enjoy it or anything, but am not affected by it. Most people around me have seen it and aren't bothered.
People moan about this but don't flinch at goar threads. They affect me, I don't throw up but they plague me for days.