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Title: My gf called me a.......
Post by: lol-russ on January 09, 2010, 04:17:55 AM
hey guys
o you know what a Sweet Jerk is?
kinda lost because she's too smart
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Post by: VoX on January 09, 2010, 06:00:17 AM
A jerk who is also sweet?

She's just messing around so don't get worried about it.
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Post by: jrfhoutx on January 09, 2010, 08:42:52 AM
only sweet jerk I know is food... Jamaican Sweet Jerk...
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Post by: lol-russ on January 09, 2010, 08:53:42 AM
there were no serious and hurtful stuff in that conversation
i only made her laugh
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Post by: jrfhoutx on January 09, 2010, 10:40:30 AM
then I would go with VoX's assumption...
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Post by: dedafmonteur on January 09, 2010, 10:41:06 AM
i think she wants sex....lol
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Post by: Kilokk on January 09, 2010, 11:16:26 AM
she thinks you're sweet but you can be a jerk at times.
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Post by: dedafmonteur on January 09, 2010, 11:18:29 AM
omfg, guys..... she wants sex.


trust me
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Post by: Kilokk on January 09, 2010, 11:37:05 AM
most women do deda, believe it or not.
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Post by: dedafmonteur on January 09, 2010, 11:41:48 AM
My old one never said it.

convowith my GF:

me; so how r u
she: good
she: you
me: fine
she: im bored
me: sex?
she: k



end:P
Title: Re: My gf called me a.......
Post by: Kilokk on January 09, 2010, 11:53:04 AM
XD when i hang out with my girl conversations often go like this:

me: hey baby!
her: hi!
me: so what you up to?
her: the pants. lose them.
me: O.O wha?
her: lets cut the small talk. lose the pants.
me: O.O ok....
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Post by: ryan0 on January 09, 2010, 05:23:25 PM
ahhh I've got many a quote from girlfriends past:

me: sup
her: hey
me: sex?
her: sure!

me: I'm bored
her: me too
me: sex?

me: ello
her: hey Ryan
me: of course I'll have sex with you
her: wait...what?
me: sex...let's have it
her: okieday

and some random chick i sat down beside at a club

me: yknow,I'm so drunk right now I could kiss you
(the rest is self explanatory)
Title: Re: My gf called me a.......
Post by: lol-russ on January 09, 2010, 07:05:28 PM
should i tell what was the conversation about the sweet jerk thing?
i just kept kissing her on the cheek when she was using her phone
then after that i tickled her and when i got to the bus stop i just stole a kiss
then she called me that
are you sure she wants sex?
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Post by: PspKicks316 on January 09, 2010, 07:17:36 PM
LOL don't listen to them with the sex thing. At least, not unless YOU know she wants sex.

Asking a girl for sex or talking about sex or having sex before she's ready can make her way too uncomfortable and then she'll start thinking about it and what you meant by it and blahblahblah you don't want that.

Haha
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Post by: alentris on January 09, 2010, 07:48:49 PM
Quote from my friend Lee:

"Deep down inside, all a woman wants is mad-crazy sex. So, if you can dish it out without making them feel like a slut, you can get any girl you want."
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Post by: dedafmonteur on January 10, 2010, 02:13:08 AM
lee is my new master...lol
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Post by: ryan0 on January 10, 2010, 05:14:05 AM
ALL HAIL LEE
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Post by: Jumbo on January 10, 2010, 06:09:43 AM
LEE IS A GOD. HE MAKES SEX WITH LOTS OF FINE WOMAN AND DOESNT AFRAID OF NOBODY. 
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Post by: dedafmonteur on January 10, 2010, 06:20:53 AM
same, I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.
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Post by: FreeK on January 10, 2010, 08:39:51 PM
meaningful.

one night stands.

i see an error somewhere in there.
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Post by: Luke on January 11, 2010, 01:22:24 AM
*signs on msn*

Laura: Sex?
Me: Sure.

----

Brittany: Sex?
Me: Sorry Laura already asked me.

----

Holly: Want my virginty?
Me: Sorry, Laura asked first.

----

Jenny: Hey, Whats doing?
Me: Nothing..
Jenny: wanna have sex?
Me: Sorry, Someone asked first.
Jenny: Who?
Me: Laura..
Jenny: Ugh, next time.
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Post by: Reaper on January 11, 2010, 02:45:20 AM
*signs on msn*

Laura: Sex?
Me: Sure.

----

Brittany: Sex?
Me: Sorry Laura already asked me.

----

Holly: Want my virginty?
Me: Sorry, Laura asked first.

----

Jenny: Hey, Whats doing?
Me: Nothing..
Jenny: wanna have sex?
Me: Sorry, Someone asked first.
Jenny: Who?
Me: Laura..
Jenny: Ugh, next time.

Believe it or not this happened to me once... not the virginity part or anything...

long story short I nailed one chick, left and spent the night at the other one's house...

it's good to be a :censored: :)
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Post by: PspKicks316 on January 11, 2010, 03:07:08 AM
Why does that not surprise me Rick?
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Post by: dedafmonteur on January 11, 2010, 10:13:08 AM
i love the internet, people allways brag about themselves and we got no idea if its true.

lol
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Post by: ryan0 on January 11, 2010, 10:33:32 AM
i love the internet, people allways brag about themselves and we got no idea if its true.

lol

too many of you have seen pics of me to deny it!
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Post by: alentris on January 11, 2010, 02:32:02 PM
too many of you have seen pics of me to deny it!
that's an exception, not a rule.
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Post by: Demonboy on January 11, 2010, 06:12:35 PM
what pisses me off is the  :censored:ing 1 night stands with big a$$ boyfriends i mean sure i can take them but its just a pain in my neck... any1 else have this problem cause they are all i attract
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Post by: Reaper on January 11, 2010, 07:59:05 PM
Why does that not surprise me Rick?

Because I'm a hoe :)

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Post by: Luke on January 11, 2010, 08:22:37 PM
man-:censored:.
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