need help with a math problem

[SYSTEM aka (Cyberpyrot)]

If a chicken and a half laid and egg and a half in a day and a half how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a five pound watermellon?

[Timmy]

hmmm it depends what wood the leg is made of (ebony or maple) and how many frets it has (21 or 24)

But either situation could make your fingers fall off (but only if you feel it to be necessary)

given the above.....roughly two hours give or take depending on leap years

[robin1989]

you forgot to factor in the position of the moon and soon and the time of the next equinox you and hour and 7 minutes out in your calculations

[~:Dhruv:~]

wtf are you guys talking about ? Lol

[budgray19]

no because they dont make half chickens that live

[Tri-edge]

you forgot to factor in the position of the moon and soon and the time of the next equinox you and hour and 7 minutes out in your calculations

you also forgot the mood the monkey was in so that can add anywhere from 2m to 3 lightyears

edit: that and if he ate a banana that day too

[PsychoticWolf]

You guys Killed it. It was funny up to Robin. After robin it fails

[MaO]

hmmm it depends what wood the leg is made of (ebony or maple) and how many frets it has (21 or 24)

But either situation could make your fingers fall off (but only if you feel it to be necessary)

given the above.....roughly two hours give or take depending on leap years

Yeah but what if the frets are scalloped?

[Timmy]

Nah crippled monkies usually use fender jazz geddy lee signature model necks, so ordinary frets with bar markers

and a dead half chicken still have half an egg, heck it can still lay whole egg, depends where and when it was cut (and how)

Monkey moods make your fingers fall off rendering you unable to count, and why would he be moody, he just found a 5 fricken pound watermelon, but as tri edge stated if he ate a banana he may not have the mood for it, which could be why he kicked it.

equinox is not till june.


It is still 2 hours.

[MaO]

Nah crippled monkies usually use fender jazz geddy lee signature model necks, so ordinary frets with bar markers

and a dead half chicken still have half an egg, heck it can still lay whole egg, depends where and when it was cut (and how)

Monkey moods make your fingers fall off rendering you unable to count, and why would he be moody, he just found a 5 fricken pound watermelon, but as tri edge stated if he ate a banana he may not have the mood for it, which could be why he kicked it.

equinox is not till june.


It is still 2 hours.

That makes a lot of sense, so problem solved