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messed up crap that happened yesterday
« on: September 28, 2009, 02:56:27 PM »
I play centre midfield in an Irish game called Hurling,it's the fastest field game in the world where you use wooden sticks called "hurley" to hit the ball called a "sliotar" (pronounced slitter) over the bar of the goal or into the goal,over the bar worth 1 point and in the goal worth 3 points.

here's a demonstration video of hurling for those interested:
Hurling - The Fastest Game on Grass


Anyways moving on,to prolong the life of our hurleys we usually wrap metals bands near the end to hold the wood together.I had hit the ball to a teammate,and a person from the opposing team came runing toward him so he threw the ball into the air so he could hit it up the field.While the ball was in the air the person on the other team also tried to swing for it,he hit a ball,but not the sliotar...
He hit my teammate in the balls,the metal band across the top of the hurley cut into his scrotum and detached one of his testacles.My friend had to cup his sack in one hand while looking for one of his testacles on the ground with the other.

Thankfully he got his ball reattached and still has 2 functional testes,while the person who caused the damage has been given a permanent ban from Hurling.

Believe it or not,this is a true frickin story.....and it happened right in front of my eyes...
« Last Edit: September 28, 2009, 03:20:41 PM by ryan0 »
Derp.

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Re: messed up crap that happened yesterday
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2009, 03:00:21 PM »
*CRINGE* I hope he's alright - That sounds horrible :(

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Re: messed up crap that happened yesterday
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2009, 03:15:32 PM »
"My friend had to cup his sack in one hand while looking for one of his testacles on the ground with the other."

That's the most :censored:ed up statement I've heard all month.
I hope your friend gets better soon, man

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Re: messed up crap that happened yesterday
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2009, 03:37:25 PM »
HOLY :censored: SON

Thats pretty freaking disgusting. I hope it hasn't affecter his future children.


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Re: messed up crap that happened yesterday
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2009, 06:54:16 PM »
and people wonder why i stick to baseball...

i think its safe to assume that the guy was bawling like a baby. any man who wasn't is not a man.  hope he gets out and puts them to good use XD i know i sure as hell would as soon as i was better.

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Re: messed up crap that happened yesterday
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2009, 07:45:42 PM »
Dude.... that is the most :censored:ed up thing I've ever heard. That really, really sucks. Hope your friend feels better soon man.

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Re: messed up crap that happened yesterday
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2009, 08:03:39 PM »
ME BALL. ITS NOT IN ME SACK!!!! D:

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Re: messed up crap that happened yesterday
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2009, 08:22:27 PM »
Ouch thats so disturbing. I thought skateboarding was really bad but hearing that good lord.

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Re: messed up crap that happened yesterday
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2009, 08:26:24 PM »
lol wow that would suck so bad.

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Re: messed up crap that happened yesterday
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2009, 02:36:10 AM »
oh man , that would have been disgusting... i have seen pig balls and those are disgusting. hope he gets better soon. seeing balls would put me off sex 4ever though.....

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oh man , that would have been disgusting... i have seen pig balls and those are disgusting. hope he gets better soon. seeing balls would put me off sex 4ever though.....
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Re: messed up crap that happened yesterday
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2009, 05:01:59 AM »
thats almost as bad as when my friend was telling me about seeing a guy sticking his.... pork sword into a blender


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Re: messed up crap that happened yesterday
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2009, 07:53:23 AM »
 :fear: oh no.

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Re: messed up crap that happened yesterday
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2009, 08:30:57 AM »
wow that sucks it made me cringe reading it


also that seems like such a violent game and its like a mashup of every type of ball game there is

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Re: messed up crap that happened yesterday
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2009, 10:04:15 AM »
ME BALL. ITS NOT IN ME SACK!!!! D:

Add a couple of F**k's and sh*t's to the equation and you hit the nail on the head!
How did you know we say "me" instead of "my" lol!

HOLY :censored: SON

Thats pretty freaking disgusting. I hope it hasn't affecter his future children.

The reattachment was succesful,he'll have one hell of a story to tell his kids!

also that seems like such a violent game and its like a mashup of every type of ball game there is

Violent but the people who play it aren't pussies like in soccer,you don't get many if any people diving and screaming until they get a free,it's a game for manly men!




The local newspaper comes out at the weekend and should include the story,I'll photocopy it and upload it.
I can safely say that for the rest of my days playing hurling I'll be wearing a cup!
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Re: messed up crap that happened yesterday
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2009, 11:47:18 AM »
thats nutz..... to soon? :dntknw:


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Re: messed up crap that happened yesterday
« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2009, 12:26:20 PM »
thats nutz..... to soon? :dntknw:
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Re: messed up crap that happened yesterday
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2009, 12:39:56 PM »
Add a couple of F**k's and sh*t's to the equation and you hit the nail on the head!
How did you know we say "me" instead of "my" lol!
Iono lol. :D

 

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