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"Normal natural disasters are floods, tornadoes, hurricanes and earthquakes and being prepared for disaster means being ready for any type of emergency -- including zombies. On Monday, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention blogged about preparing for disaster and reminded readers that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, basic preparedness will help even if there are flesh-eaters roaming.

The CDC recommends that planning ahead for zombies is really no different than preparing for other types of disaster. The same basic principles apply.

Planning ahead for any type of disaster or emergency requires the same basic items: Food (nonperishable of course) and water (one gallon per day per person), medications (both over the counter and prescription medications), tools and supplies (basic stuff like utility knives, duct tape, radio, flashlights, batteries, etc.), sanitation and hygiene (soap, shampoo, bleach, feminine products, towels and lots of toilet paper), clothing and bedding (extra clothes for every family member, blankets), important documents (copies of birth certificates, social security cards, driver's licenses, insurance cards, etc.), first aid supplies.

As with any other emergency, in the event of zombies you should have an emergency plan that includes evacuation plans and a safe place to get away from the zombies.

According to the CDC blog, if a zombie apocalypse breaks out, the CDC will investigate the event just like they would any other disease outbreak. CDC investigation and assistance would include "consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine)." Just like any other disease outbreak, the CDC would try to determine where and how the outbreak started and would make every effort to determine how to best deal with an outbreak of zombies.

Learning the source of the infection would include discovering if a virus or toxin caused the outbreak and if there is any treatment or cure.

The CDC encourages citizens to be prepared for any emergency event--whether it is zombies or the more common hurricanes, tornadoes, floods and earthquakes. Emergency planning for zombies will also suffice in the event of such natural disasters but as always the CDC urges everyone to be ready for whatever might a hazard and disruption of our daily lives.

It is good to know the CDC is willing to take the time to address the concerns of the public rather than scoff at the idea of a zombie apocalypse. Even more so, anyone who is prepared to face zombies is ready to deal with whatever Mother Nature chooses to throw their way, so it's all good.

Tamara L. Morris is certified as a Community Emergency Response Team (CERT) member and is a trained Skywarn Stormspotter through the National Weather Service. She has received interpretive training regarding the New Madrid Seismic Zone through EarthScope -- a program of the National Science Foundation. She researches and writes about earthquakes, volcanoes, tornadoes and other natural phenomena."
Written by Tamara L. Morris of Yahoo News.

This is so amusing I thought I would put it up -- So we can better understand how to help our users protect themselves.

Advice of the day -- Always aim for the head, and if you think it's dead a second bullet helps to be sure. Do not poke the zombies with sticks.

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Re: CDC Recommends Preparing for All Disasters -- Even Zombies
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2011, 07:58:34 PM »
All ways remember to "double tap". And I don't care if its my mother changing into one I'm blowing its fn head off!

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Re: CDC Recommends Preparing for All Disasters -- Even Zombies
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2011, 12:29:31 AM »
remember fattys are the first to g god dammit i neeed to work out for this :o

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Re: CDC Recommends Preparing for All Disasters -- Even Zombies
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2011, 01:37:32 AM »
LOL Toad. Don't worry , just come find me and I'll cover you.

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Re: CDC Recommends Preparing for All Disasters -- Even Zombies
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2011, 02:14:22 AM »
my baseball bats and my zombie gear(which include a spade a hoe and a bunch of other stuff) are in the shed waiting :P now weres that redneck with the hummer could use the stuff in the trunk of his car

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Re: CDC Recommends Preparing for All Disasters -- Even Zombies
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2011, 02:15:52 AM »
Thats what I am saying, Its not a hummer , its a Denali, and it will be loaded up with gear and AR's.
Once I find my uncle we get the 50 cal and its over after that.
« Last Edit: May 21, 2011, 02:16:58 AM by denali31004 »

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Re: CDC Recommends Preparing for All Disasters -- Even Zombies
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2011, 02:16:56 AM »
but... but ..... you live all the way in the us im over here in the north with hockey sticks and beaver tails

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Re: CDC Recommends Preparing for All Disasters -- Even Zombies
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2011, 02:19:35 AM »
You are probably pretty close to large cities too?

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Re: CDC Recommends Preparing for All Disasters -- Even Zombies
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2011, 02:22:41 AM »
heck no bout a hour from the capitol of canada and a hour from quebec

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Re: CDC Recommends Preparing for All Disasters -- Even Zombies
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2011, 02:24:24 AM »
Way up there. btw my backround french Canadian.

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Re: CDC Recommends Preparing for All Disasters -- Even Zombies
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2011, 02:25:25 AM »
nice nice but yea i wouldn't trust the highway if its anything like the zombieland highway

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Re: CDC Recommends Preparing for All Disasters -- Even Zombies
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2011, 04:42:38 AM »
wow you guys have watched to many zombie films lol

come to the rite place if you kiss admins as they promote you to admin.

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Re: CDC Recommends Preparing for All Disasters -- Even Zombies
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2011, 04:54:19 AM »
ZOMBIELAND RULES

1. Cardio
2. Beware of Bathrooms
3. Seatbelts
4. Doubletap
5. No Attachments
6. Travel in a group
7. Keep the dumb dumbs close at hand
8. Kill with Efficiency
9.  Guns Are for Hunting, Not for Zombie Killing
10. Be Quiet
15. Know Your Way out!
17. Don't be a hero
18. Limber Up
19. Blend in
20. Find the right shelter
21. zombies can't climb
22. Be ruthless
23. God bless rednecks
24. No drinking
31. Check the backseat
32. Enjoy the little things


Hopefully this help everyone LOL

now lets go kick some zombie a$$ lol

 

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