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Offline ryan0

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I have the stupidest girlfriend ever....
« on: September 05, 2009, 10:44:06 AM »
 **~Laura~** =] says:
wel u can just jump den

The Ryan Dardis Experience - pissed outta me bollix says:
 how high?...........lol

**~Laura~** =] says:
 as high as de moon....

The Ryan Dardis Experience - pissed outta me bollix says:
 that's pretty high in all fairness!
 for someone reason I don't think I'll be able to make it to the moon,and if I did how would I breathe? 

**~Laura~** =] says:
 wa   u can breathe on de moon silly

The Ryan Dardis Experience - pissed outta me bollix says:
 lol no you can't!

**~Laura~** =] says:
 oh wel ur de smart 1...u can figure ou al de details

The Ryan Dardis Experience - pissed outta me bollix says:
 I'm smart?.....COOL!

**~Laura~** =] says:
 ha...oh rnt u   
 i taught u wer fluent in a :censored: load opf languages

The Ryan Dardis Experience - pissed outta me bollix says:
 english,french,and I speak some japanese too

**~Laura~** =] says:
 ahem...show off 

The Ryan Dardis Experience - pissed outta me bollix says:
 I still can't believe u thought ppl could breathe on the moon...




Totally unedited,do I,or do I not,have THE stupidest girlfriend of all time?
I'll let you decide  :drunk:
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Re: I have the stupidest girlfriend ever....
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2009, 10:45:48 AM »
Your dumb you can breathe on the moon. That is with an airtank.
Lol ryan. Not the stupidest it could be worst. :D
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Re: I have the stupidest girlfriend ever....
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2009, 10:53:04 AM »
I've got another one for you guys:

**~Laura~** =] just sent you a nudge.
 
The Ryan Dardis Experience - pissed outta me bollix says:
 OWWWWWWWWW

**~Laura~** =] says:
 c i nudged u

The Ryan Dardis Experience - pissed outta me bollix says:
 that hurt 

**~Laura~** =] says:
 i hope it did
 ul b in hospital in no time
 
You have just sent a nudge.
 
The Ryan Dardis Experience - pissed outta me bollix says:
 heheh 
 
You have just sent a nudge.
 
The Ryan Dardis Experience - pissed outta me bollix says:
 did I knock you unconscious or do you just not want to talk to me?

**~Laura~** =] says:
 women beater     

The Ryan Dardis Experience - pissed outta me bollix says:
 don't make me tell you twice
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Re: I have the stupidest girlfriend ever....
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2009, 11:00:31 AM »
ha ha ha lol ... that second one was funny :P
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Re: I have the stupidest girlfriend ever....
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2009, 12:20:50 PM »
lol that second one is classic
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Re: I have the stupidest girlfriend ever....
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2009, 12:32:34 PM »
there is no f**king way she seriously believes that one can breathe on the moone;

the second one was neat.. reminds me of something..
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Re: I have the stupidest girlfriend ever....
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2009, 12:49:13 PM »
CHJRIS BROWNNNNNNNNNN
lol, you should have seen my ex, she thought if you didn't sleep for a week, you became immortal.
ALSO<
je ne sais pas que to parle francais. I am taking french 2, and my mom doesnt believe me that i took this class 4 years ago, its ALL review lmao
« Last Edit: September 05, 2009, 12:52:31 PM by treemty »
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Re: I have the stupidest girlfriend ever....
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2009, 12:52:03 PM »
Quote from: noah03ark on September 05, 2009, 12:32:34 PM
there is no f**king way she seriously believes that one can breathe on the moone;

the second one was neat.. reminds me of something..

I swear on my insurance policy that she thought you could breathe on the moon,I'll have another few once she gets back on msn heheh  :rofl:
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Re: I have the stupidest girlfriend ever....
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2009, 08:13:51 AM »
Wow, honestly, she has the grammatical sense of a 5 year old, as well as the spelling, the thoughts shes trying to present not even included...
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Re: I have the stupidest girlfriend ever....
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2009, 09:49:34 AM »
Lmao.....It could be worse...I've seeeeen much much worse actually, Dx
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