Author Topic: Logical Proof that God Exists. (Read 5759 times)

ccccpie · « **on:** January 02, 2008, 01:18:15 PM »

One day a kid was in class and the teacher is talking about evolution.

The kids like "i believe in god and i dont want to talk about this"

so the teacher is like "look out the window"

so he does and the teacher says "do you see god?"

he says "no" and she says "thats because he doesn't exist."

the kid then says "class, look at the teacher, do you see her brain?"

they say "no"

"thats because it doesn't exist."

IndyChav · « **Reply #1 on:** January 02, 2008, 01:19:31 PM »

i was hoping for further enlightenment, but to know avail cpie .......... but i got a good rofl out of it XD

FreeK · « **Reply #2 on:** January 02, 2008, 01:20:07 PM »

i rofl'd

lmao

ccccpie · « **Reply #3 on:** January 02, 2008, 01:23:06 PM »

lol sorry indy if i was going to talk smart about something it will be in general discussion

IndyChav · « **Reply #4 on:** January 02, 2008, 01:29:40 PM »

do it then!!!

I want an intellectal conversation wwihth a ccccccccpie XD

PspKicks316 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 02, 2008, 01:33:17 PM »

ccccpie · « **Reply #6 on:** January 02, 2008, 01:34:03 PM »

Quote from: IndyChav on January 02, 2008, 01:29:40 PM

do it then!!!

I want an intellectal conversation wwihth a ccccccccpie XD

well the gangster one is pretty intellectual if you think about it

Quote from: pspkicks316 on January 02, 2008, 01:33:17 PM

LOL

bormann · « **Reply #7 on:** January 02, 2008, 01:36:22 PM »

thats cool kicks lol
hey pie, did the kid get a detention? i was waiting for that, i lol'd too

ccccpie · « **Reply #8 on:** January 02, 2008, 01:36:58 PM »

Quote from: bormann on January 02, 2008, 01:36:22 PM

thats cool kicks lol
hey pie, did the kid get a detention? i was waiting for that, i lol'd too

it was a joke not a true story lol

PspKicks316 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 02, 2008, 01:37:18 PM »

Quote from: MuSiK on January 02, 2008, 01:34:03 PM

LOL

What the hell pie you messed up my smiley rofl in your quote!BLASPHEMY!

ccccpie · « **Reply #10 on:** January 02, 2008, 01:41:33 PM »

Quote from: pspkicks316 on January 02, 2008, 01:37:18 PM

What the hell pie you messed up my smiley rofl in your quote!BLASPHEMY!

butthead ;_;

PspKicks316 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 02, 2008, 01:44:26 PM »

Ahh you sound like one of my best friends...MORE BLASPHEMY!
-_-*

PvP_LostKnight · « **Reply #12 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:01:12 PM »

u cant see her brain because its behind her skull that protects the soft jelly-like structure which would otherwise be destroyed if it wasnt there. u kno u can squish a brain with just your hand pulled together to form a fist?

PspKicks316 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:07:08 PM »

AWWW DUDE YOU RUIINED IT!!! The point wasn't that it really is there,the point is you can't SEE it. You ruined it. :'( *cries in a corner,now depressed*

phenomenal · « **Reply #14 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:12:28 PM »

my teacher phoned my parents once in primary school because i didnt believe in santa,

i was 10, and this is how it went
teacher: now santa does exist
me: i dont believe he does
teacher: so my presents in the morning just appear there?
me: no, you or your husband put them there
teacher: are you calling me a liar?
me: well either that or a bugliar puts them there
teacher: so your calling me a liar?
me: your taking me for an idiot?
teacher: shut up you stupid kid! santa does exist, ask anyone
me: 'i asked the person next to me' does santa exist?
that kid: hell no! im no idiot
teacher: fine, if your going to call me a liar ill call your parents
me: your calling my parents because your retarded and have a mind of a 5 year old?
teacher: 'walks out the class and i hear her whisper "stupid asian fu*k", i want her to die!'

PspKicks316 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:29:17 PM »

That's so messed up,Everyone knows about santa, just because some immature teacher doesn't believe,doesn't give her the right to do that to you.

MattZani · « **Reply #16 on:** January 02, 2008, 04:50:15 PM »

Santa does exist, but he's not very good at his job, and is on house arrest.

bormann · « **Reply #17 on:** January 02, 2008, 05:01:25 PM »

so was that realy true, like the dialog was correct, sounded like u made it up cz if i talked to my teacher that way i would get a detentoin lol

ra1n · « **Reply #18 on:** January 02, 2008, 05:08:56 PM »

that on is old but still...

(mine's better looking)
(his was messed up)

and the intelligent thing about santa is that he really does exist except he died some thousand years ago and his name was ST. Nickolas but that was when wooden horses were popular

PspKicks:Boo hehe(I'm only joking around Ra1n,if you want it fixed I'll fix it)

PspKicks316 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 02, 2008, 05:19:43 PM »

ra1n · « **Reply #20 on:** January 02, 2008, 05:55:37 PM »

awww lol
power abuser

noah03ark · « **Reply #21 on:** January 02, 2008, 06:00:08 PM »

im not buyin' it

budgray19 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 02, 2008, 08:27:14 PM »

OMG STANTAS NOT REAL
(gun to head)
*booom!*

lol jk

Skullmaster · « **Reply #23 on:** January 02, 2008, 08:36:24 PM »

wow... I'm just gonna go sit over here now.....

budgray19 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 02, 2008, 09:40:10 PM »

lol
u better walk away
yea thast right
walk
jk

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