Author Topic: TorsoPants (Read 6180 times)

robin1989 · « **on:** March 23, 2008, 11:45:04 AM »

TorsoPants are pants that have been specifically designed to be worn on your torso, instead of from the waist down. Unlike pants, they have a hole for your head. Like T-shirts, TorsoPants are soft, lightweight and are usually made from 100% cotton.  While most people are familiar with t-shirts, the fact is TorsoPants surfaced hundreds of years prior to t-shirts. It is believed that TorsoPants disappeared for 141 years, and during that time t-shirts became hugely popular. The public, hungry for something to wear on their upper-bodies in the absence of TorsoPants, turned to these "t-shirts." They made a meteoric rise to prominence, due to lack of any real competition. Many other torso wear options came and went - shoe soles glued together, wood paneling, asbestos coating - but these were dismissed as "uncomfortable" or "cumbersome" or "deadly."  So t-shirts became the first and only choice in comfortable upper-body wear. As time passed, more and more people forgot TorsoPants ever existed, until they eventually became more of a myth than a memory. Humanity happily wore their t-shirts, completely oblivious to the fact that a far superior option had been available to them not so long ago. Then one day, without explanation, TorsoPants returned. Only something had changed. These were not the TorsoPants of yesteryear. This was something entirely new. They were still as comfortable as ever, but now came adorned with unusual phrases and images. People were overwhelmed with joy. Seriously, people checked into clinics because of too much joy.  The original was still the best. T-shirts had their moment in the sun, but TorsoPants have returned and won't be leaving any time soon.

I Love there TorsoPants - i think they are really funny so i am buying some now and i thought you guys would like a look at them and maybe buy some. please use my url as i get discounts lol (im a cheapskate)
TorsoPants.com

whitetop · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2008, 12:00:34 PM »

lol why would you talk about torsopants

robin1989 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2008, 12:46:11 PM »

because everyone should know about how the t-shirt wronged the torsopant and im a cheapskate lol

whitetop · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2008, 12:54:59 PM »

kind of a cheap a*s my self lol

Nemesis · « **Reply #4 on:** March 23, 2008, 12:56:27 PM »

we all <3 Indy

robin1989 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 23, 2008, 12:59:48 PM »

Quote from: Nemesis on March 23, 2008, 12:56:27 PM

we all <3 Indy

thats a tshirt not a torsopant i say blasphemer of this hallowed topic to get me free torsopants

Nemesis · « **Reply #6 on:** March 23, 2008, 01:05:35 PM »

Quote from: robin1989 on March 23, 2008, 12:59:48 PM

thats a tshirt not a torsopant i say blasphemer of this hallowed topic to get me free torsopants

i support t-shirts!

robin1989 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 23, 2008, 01:10:07 PM »

torsopants FTW

Join the torsopants crew

whitetop · « **Reply #8 on:** March 23, 2008, 01:54:19 PM »

this is mr torso

robin1989 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2008, 02:07:47 PM »

he is sad because he has no torso - 1 minute silence for his poor torso

budgray19 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2008, 02:43:43 PM »

uummm... t shirts

robin1989 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2008, 03:47:30 PM »

Quote from: budgray19 on March 23, 2008, 02:43:43 PM

uummm... t shirts

NOOOO TORSOPANTS

ra1n · « **Reply #12 on:** March 23, 2008, 04:49:59 PM »

t shirts... >->

budgray19 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 23, 2008, 05:30:13 PM »

and pants

Nemesis · « **Reply #14 on:** March 23, 2008, 06:02:09 PM »

Quote from: budgray19 on March 23, 2008, 02:43:43 PM

uummm... t shirts

Quote from: RA1N on March 23, 2008, 04:49:59 PM

t shirts... >->

hi-5 ppl

robin1989 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 23, 2008, 06:12:43 PM »

NOOAAOOO IM LOSING. Well i wear torsopants not tshirts

Luke · « **Reply #16 on:** March 23, 2008, 06:46:01 PM »

t-shirts >.>

ra1n · « **Reply #17 on:** March 23, 2008, 07:13:10 PM »

isn't torsopants like overalls..?

robin1989 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 24, 2008, 03:06:06 AM »

Quote from: RA1N on March 23, 2008, 07:13:10 PM

isn't torsopants like overalls..?

TorsoPants are pants that have been specifically designed to be worn on your torso, instead of from the waist down. Unlike pants, they have a hole for your head. Like T-shirts, TorsoPants are soft, lightweight and are usually made from 100% cotton.

budgray19 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 24, 2008, 08:27:19 PM »

i liek shirts then pants
its called mix and match

phenomenal · « **Reply #20 on:** March 25, 2008, 08:30:43 AM »

Ive started the bottomless trend

I prefer being naked

Kidding.

robin1989 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 25, 2008, 08:41:03 AM »

everyone would prefer and feel more comfortable to be naked but its just not allowed in public

ra1n · « **Reply #22 on:** March 25, 2008, 02:59:39 PM »

Quote from: robin1989 on March 25, 2008, 08:41:03 AM

everyone would prefer and feel more comfortable to be naked but its just not allowed in public

Not me

robin1989 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 25, 2008, 03:35:30 PM »

well your the only one - nothing is better than when no one else is in just walking around the house in the nud - you feel so free and relaxed. but lets not talk about my personal life

Luke · « **Reply #24 on:** March 26, 2008, 04:30:06 AM »

Quote from: Phenomenal on March 25, 2008, 08:30:43 AM

Ive started the bottomless trend

I prefer being naked

Kidding.

lol this reminds me of the simpsons movie

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Author Topic: TorsoPants (Read 6180 times)

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