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« on: April 04, 2008, 05:56:26 PM »
(FEDEX EXPRESS COURIER COMPANY BENIN)
ODAWA & COUNSELORS AT LAW
06 BP 1409 AKPAKPA DODOMEY
WEST AFRICA COTONOU REPUBLIC OF BENIN.
CONTACT EMAIL:(fedexcc_ltd05@netcourrier.com)

Attn.
I have Paid the fee for your Cheque Draft.Because the manager of Ecko Bank Benin told me that before the check will get to you that it will expire.So i told him to cash ($850.000.00 usa dollars.) in fact i thanks god for that now all the necessary arrangement of delivering the ($850.000.00 usa dollars.) in cash was made with FEDEX EXPRESS COMPANY PARCEL DELIVERY COMPANY PLC BENIN REPUBLIC.

Be inform that there are some documents to be secured.The only fee you have to send to them is( $125 usd) which will serve as the insurance fee and claims of affirdavite to enable them deliver the parcel to you immediately.


Name: DIRECTOR Rev Dr Douglas Hubert
Telephone==+229 979-398-79
Fax Phone==+2 29 936-982-15
Please, Send them your contacts information to enable them locate you immediately they arrived in your country with your Parcel this is what they need from you.


CONTACT EMAIL:(fedexcc_ltd05@netcourrier.com)
1.YOUR FULL NAME__________________________________
2.YOUR HOME ADDRESS.____________________________
3.YOUR CURRENT HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER.________
4.YOUR CURRENT OFFICE TELEPHONE.___________
5.A COPY OF YOUR PICTURE___________
6.YOUR NEAREST AIRPORT__________
7.YOUR COUNTRY______________
make sure you send this needed information to the Director general of the delivery company and remember not to let them know that the parcel/package contains ($850.000.00 usa dollars.)


SHIPMENT CODE AWB 33XZS
PACKAGE REGISTERED CODE NO XGT442.
SECURITY CODE SCTC/2001DHX/567/
TRANSACTION CODE 233/CSTC/101/33028/
CERTIFICATE DEPOSIT CODE SCTC/BU N/xxiv/-78/01

BEST REGARDS

BARR ESQ SMITH HENRY

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Re: funny Email PHISING Scams
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2008, 05:56:58 PM »
My Dear ,


I have contacted my secretary to confirm if you have received the compensation draft cheque of (US$7.8millions) which I issued in your name, but he told me that he could not send it to you because of the courier charges. Now I have called my bank to cancel any payment regards to the draft cheque and then authorized them to transfer the payment into ATM CARD in your name which they did.


As of now be informed that all charges has been paid and the ATM CARD is going to be in your name, but to reactivate the ATM Card you have to forward your current informations as requested below to the bank and the only money you will pay to the bank is US$225 for the ATM Card Reactification fee, then they will send you the ATM CARD for your immediate use.


Here are the informations you have to forward to the bank:

1. YOUR FULL NAMES:______________

2. Postal ADDRESS:_____________

3. PHONE NUMBER:___________

4. CELL NUMBERS: _________

5. EMAIL ADDRESS:________

6. SEX:__________________

7. AGE:__________________

8. OCCUPATION:___________

9. NATIONALITY:__________

10.YOU Country___________

11.Zip Code______________

A COPY OF YOUR PICTURE___

CONTACT PERSON: Dr.Thomas Robert

Director, ATM Foreign Operation Dept.

INTERCONTINENTAL Bank Cotonou, Benin Republic.

call him for this unmberS

Fax: + 229 936 977 87

Email: infoatm_depart25@yahoo.fr

Get back to me once you received the ATM CARD ok.

Thanks and God bless you.

Mr. Sunday Anthony

Secretary


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Re: funny Email PHISING Scams
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2008, 05:58:09 PM »
Attention, Sir

I am a solicitor at law, I am writing you to assist me in receiving this funds 9.5m$ immediately, left behind by my late Alex M.B., before it is seized as an unclaimed funds by
the bank.

 Now my questions are:-
 1. Can you handle this project for me?
 2. Can I give you this trust?
 3. What will be your commission?

I will keep you posted with more information regarding the payment of the funds to you.
Please send me your phone number for more communication.

Yours In Service
Dr Robert Penman

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Re: funny Email PHISING Scams
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2008, 05:58:44 PM »
BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION
Metro Plaza, Plot 991/992
Zakari Maimalari Street
Cadastral Zone AO,
Central business district Abuja.
TEL: +234-807-3509305

 
Attention,

The BRITISH High Commission in Nigeria, Benin Republic, Ghana and Bokinafaso received a report of scam against you and other British/US citizens and Malaysia Etc.The Countries of Nigeria, Benin Republic, Ghana and Bokinafaso have recompensed you following the meeting held with the Four countries' Government and various countries' high commission for the fraudulent activities carried out by the Four countries' Citizens.Your name was among those scammed as listed by the Nigeria Financial Intelligent Unit (NFIU). A compensation has been issued out to all the affected victims and has been already in endorsement to all the victims. Yours was among those that was reported unpaid as at on Friday and we wish to advise you to see to the instructions of the Committee to make sure you receive your compensation immediately.
We advise that you do the needful to make sure the NFIU endorse your payment on Monday. Contact the office of the consular for an advise on how your recompense will be effected to you.
 
bhcfeedbacck8@aol.com

Be advised that you should stop further contacts with all the fake lawyers and security companies who in collaboration scammed you. Call +234-807-3509305 immediately to check if the endorsement date suits you.

 
Yours in Service,
 
Mr. Bruce Aurthur J.
Secretary:
« Last Edit: April 04, 2008, 06:06:27 PM by Cyberpyrot »

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Re: funny Email PHISING Scams
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2008, 05:59:44 PM »
You're invited to:   Contact him immediately
By your host:   Christine Philips
 
Message:   Hello Friend,

I didnot forgot your past effort and attemps to assist me, now I'm happy to inform you that i have suceeded in getting those funds transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from Paraguay.

Now Contact my secretary ask him for ($850.000.00) for your compensation his,name is Christine Larry (christine_larryoffice0001@yahoo.fr )

1.YOUR FULL NAME.....
2.YOUR HOUSE ADDRESS...
3.YOUR HOME PHONE NUMBER.....
4.YOUR MOBILE NUMBER......

Regards
Mr Christine Philips
 
Date:   Thursday April 3, 2008 
Time:   4:00 pm - 5:00 pm  (GMT +00:00) 
Location:   Contact him immediately 
 
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Re: funny Email PHISING Scams
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2008, 06:00:42 PM »
wow....much lols for them being idiots

not much lols for assuming you are stupid enough to do that...
what do they take regular joes for?

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Re: funny Email PHISING Scams
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2008, 06:02:41 PM »
wow....much lols for them being idiots

not much lols for assuming you are stupid enough to do that...
what do they take regular joes for?

I get at least ten per day I hate how people clog my email with this crap.. the @AcidMods.com mail box gets flooded..

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Re: funny Email PHISING Scams
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2008, 06:02:57 PM »
Hahahahaha! I love it when they go $8.5millions wtf! lol

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Re: funny Email PHISING Scams
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2008, 06:05:03 PM »
Hahahahaha! I love it when they go $8.5millions wtf! lol

the funniest thing of all is if they where even remotly legit there grammer and spelling would be better.

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Re: funny Email PHISING Scams
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2008, 06:05:51 PM »
yeah, they got some smart people thinkin up these things, lol

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Re: funny Email PHISING Scams
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2008, 06:08:17 PM »
even funnier is that all of them claim my "Name" was chosen and the check was issued in my name yet they dont mention my name and they need it for me to claim it.

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Re: funny Email PHISING Scams
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2008, 06:09:39 PM »
hehe, I guess your name is to hard for them to type, lol

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Re: funny Email PHISING Scams
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2008, 06:33:24 PM »
my favourties the yahoo lottery one lol

ill put it up later

1) Yahoo doesn't have a lottery

2) the person was reigstered with hotmail :P

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Re: funny Email PHISING Scams
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2008, 06:34:37 PM »
And don't forget about the picture part
A COPY OF YOUR PICTURE___
Why would they need that o_O

getting old is mandatory growing up is optional.

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« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2008, 06:41:05 PM »
And don't forget about the picture partWhy would they need that o_O

so they can make an fake ID and steal your identity..

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« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2008, 07:01:15 PM »
Exactly :yess:

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« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2008, 08:41:51 PM »
Wait, so my money Isn't comeing?! F%*K!

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Re: funny Email PHISING Scams
« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2008, 10:06:00 PM »
XD. Basically the "grammer" sucks because most of these people actually use 3rd rate translators. Seriously, these ppl are from completely different countries, sitting in cafes while doing this XD. I'm suprised none of them have asked for a SSN or driver's ID XD.
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« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2008, 11:26:45 PM »

Don't you just love it when people spell "grammar", grammer. lol

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« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2008, 12:25:38 AM »
Bah, I was actually using that as a quote >.<. I forgot to quote that to make it seem obvious T_T. Great now I look dumb. I hate joo Musik!!! >.< :D
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Re: funny Email PHISING Scams
« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2008, 01:17:06 AM »
if thats the case i think cyber may be a scammer.....


look at the thread title, we should fear.... *ahem* phising scams?

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Re: funny Email PHISING Scams
« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2008, 02:24:54 AM »
lol there are a lot of people in benin that need your help to get money.

i got a new idea for a site ratemyscam.com where people post there scam letters and they get rated on funnys and idioticness

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Re: funny Email PHISING Scams
« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2008, 03:31:23 PM »
I get at least ten per day I hate how people clog my email with this crap.. the @AcidMods.com mail box gets flooded..

I know what you mean, It looks good With cyber@acidmods.com But it gets so much craop in it, Some letters are just sqauers, or ABsdaifjiwauhsa442.8738.38855.38.35..

And you're like, Do i know you?


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« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2008, 10:16:31 PM »
I know what you mean, It looks good With cyber@acidmods.com But it gets so much craop in it, Some letters are just sqauers, or ABsdaifjiwauhsa442.8738.38855.38.35..

And you're like, Do i know you?


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Re: funny Email PHISING Scams
« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2011, 10:09:44 PM »
LOL random bump. Hahah i get phishing scams from foreign people all the time

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