Working knife wrecked my finger

[Timmy]

well as many of you know i work in an abattoir aka Meat works (sheep)

after every shift we go into a place called the ante-room to clean our hardcore knives steels and other parts of kit

so i take my knife out of my scabbard (these things are sharp, to give an idea they can slice through frozen meat effortlessly and even joints) but awkwardly, at this point id taken off my protective gloves, and sliced deep into my little finger, i had to be rushed to a doctor to have my finger stitched shut

and while they were putting the anesthetic into my finger they jabbed a tetanus into my left arm to be safe

happy ing birthday in three days D:

[tmandt]

damn i knwo how it feels. i cut myself cleaning my blade but it didnt hurt but it was deep. it was a clean cut thats why i dont think it hurted. well i still have the scar hope you feel better

[budgray19]

no pain no game lol jk man
but yea ive cut myself a few times to on accident
maby not with a industrial knife but when i was sharpening my carpet knife
i just got doen cleaning it and my little brother pushed me cause he was pissed about something i did.
he pushed my arm with the knife and it sliced my finger in 2 spots
one from teh blade and teh other was when it jumped and teh cutting end thats use for sawing things liek wire and what not cought my middle finger so yea 10 stitched lol

[Timmy]

yeah i cut myself with one of those knives before, left hand little finger, was making mini home made noise bombs and was cutting a cylinder and clean sliced the tip of the finger off.....miraculously....it grew back good as new D: but the nerves are a little sensitive on that tip now D:

[Reaper]

reminds me of the time I shot myself to the floor with a nail gun
I couldn't get rushed to the hospital because they were afraid to take the nail out of my foot 
have fun with that though

[dedafmonteur]

reminds me of the time I shot myself to the floor with a nail gun
I couldn't get rushed to the hospital because they were afraid to take the nail out of my foot 
have fun with that though

lmfao...you crazy bastard.

i got a compressor with 20 bar on it and i allways use my air pistol to shoot nails.
never hit myself....YET

[budgray19]

ok theres a fine line between fun and stupidity. when it comes to constructional equipment and in around with a nail gun, thats so major stupidity

[PspKicks316]

EVERYTHING does is major stupidity

[Reaper]

lmfao...you crazy bastard.

i got a compressor with 20 bar on it and i allways use my air pistol to shoot nails.
never hit myself....YET

I had the pressure up high because we were using pressure treated hardwood, and it shot clean through a knot in the board and into my foot

and yes, nail gun fights are fun, just use duct tape to hold the safety back

[nez]

Well i now know we are all dumb. i get zapped all the time popping breakers by being lazy and shutting don't the power before messing with the electric in the house. oh i sliced the top of my thumb off closing a chair. it grew back it is a little different then my other now. i smashed my same thumb and broke off the whole nail. i have scars across my knuckles trying to drill something while holding it in my hand. i have sliced my fingers up pretty good with knifes all the time cutting things but i just dab liquid bandage (supper glue with anesthetic) on no matter how deep. i hate going to the doctors so i stick my self up.  oh i split my chin rolling up a hose too fast the brass fitting knocked me out and took a chunk of skin from my chin. oh i cut my knee up realy bad i have a huge scare from the while running. i got so many scars from stupid and clumsy stuff. i  have also burnt my self numerous time.

[budgray19]

when did this turn into a conest

[Reaper]

O yeah well this one time I was juggling a 48inch chainsaw and it cut off all my limbs I died

[Rory]

I was juggling 2 50" chainsaws. I lost all 6 limbs and died twice.
 

[Reaper]

I was juggling 2 50" chainsaws. I lost all 6 limbs and died twice.
 

did I say 48 inch, I mean foot 

[robin1989]

yeh when did this become a comp plus i beet you all (in my eyes) in real life as ive cut the top quarter of my finger off and shredded my gooch and electricuted my lower areas. beet that lol.

[Gamer4life]

and clean sliced the tip of the finger off.....miraculously....it grew back good as new D: but the nerves are a little sensitive on that tip now D:

The tips of your fingers are the only part of your body that can grow back no other limb in your body can do this but i read in a science magazine that they are trying 2 develop a way 4 people 2 grow back full limbs like arms and legs

[budgray19]

wow how long would that take
i mean if it takes my toe nail liek a month to grow back how longs it gonna take a leg lol

[nez]

see what happens is it takes such a long time that once a person dies their body still grows the leg by transforming the cells to the way they need to be to create a leg and use other body part to do so.
just like the tadpole looses their tail and it turns in to their legs. so in the end their will be a leg but no body in a cascate.

[ccccpie]

see what happens is it takes such a long time that once a person dies their body still grows the leg by transforming the cells to the way they need to be to create a leg and use other body part to do so.
just like the tadpole looses their tail and it turns in to their legs. so in the end their will be a leg but no body in a cascate.

Someone didn't think this through.

[nez]

ya you can tell me that again.