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Do I have H1N1?
« on: October 26, 2009, 07:11:05 PM »
hel*cough cough*lo acidmods,
all weekend and today I have been coughing like hell, and had sore throat and runny nose. I cant hardly talk or sit still without haing to cough, what the :censored: is wrong with me? I hadz t3h normal flu shotz but not "THE FLU SHOT"
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Re: Do I have H1N1?
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2009, 07:38:11 PM »
The Swine Flu flu shot will most likely give you swine flu anyway. Don't get it. It's too rushed out, and it's :censored:.

No. You're fine. You have a bad cold, dude. 90% of the population starts getting sick as it gets closer to Winter. It happens.
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Re: Do I have H1N1?
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2009, 07:55:59 PM »
see a doctor. no one can help you here.
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Re: Do I have H1N1?
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2009, 03:42:43 AM »
yeh just sound like a regular cough and cold that a lot of people get this time of year - if you had flu you would be barely able to move
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Re: Do I have H1N1?
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2009, 05:06:24 AM »
you have swine flu oink oink!!! go roll in the mud, that should help
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Re: Do I have H1N1?
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2009, 06:58:14 AM »
drink beer,it helps....kinda
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Re: Do I have H1N1?
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2009, 07:36:02 AM »
I hear the best solution is to drink water and to GO TO A DOCTOR.   you know just to make sure your okay  :winker:
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Re: Do I have H1N1?
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2009, 07:38:59 AM »
sneez on somebody and if they get it, you have it
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Re: Do I have H1N1?
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2009, 11:20:42 AM »
^he volunteers  :clap:
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Re: Do I have H1N1?
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2009, 01:42:30 PM »
The only way to properly Diagnose influenza A (H1N1) or swine Flu as people like to call it. is by going to the doctor they can tell you. but in order to really find out they will draw blood and send it to the CDC or local CDC testing lab. H1N1, Effects more people under 25, so far 95 pediatric deaths have been recorded along with some 2K+ adult deaths. So  if you think you have it go to the doctors. only they can tell you for a fact.
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Re: Do I have H1N1?
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2009, 01:43:52 PM »
Quote from: treemty on October 26, 2009, 07:11:05 PM
hel*cough cough*lo acidmods,
all weekend and today I have been coughing like hell, and had sore throat and runny nose. I cant hardly talk or sit still without haing to cough, what the :censored: is wrong with me? I hadz t3h normal flu shotz but not "THE FLU SHOT"

No, because you would have gotten a fever already, and you probably wouldn't be well enough to even type... I took a 3 day computer hiatus, cuz didn't even have enough energy to leave bed.
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Re: Do I have H1N1?
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2009, 01:48:00 PM »
A lot of people confuse  a really bad case of influenza with the H1N1. unless a doctor knows for a fact. (test results from the CDC) 
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Re: Do I have H1N1?
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2009, 04:46:45 AM »
oh you forgot one symptom
exessive pooping
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Re: Do I have H1N1?
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2009, 06:14:28 AM »
Mate, I don't think you even have normal flu. It's probably a cold, it's that time of the year now. Normal flu will put you out of action for at least a couple of days. And I mean confined to your bed.

It's just a cold. Take some Robotussin or something (The only American cough medicine name I know lol).
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Re: Do I have H1N1?
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2009, 12:22:35 PM »
It's a cough,I have a really bad one at the moment,you'll be fine!
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Re: Do I have H1N1?
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2009, 08:26:40 PM »
it appears you have a cough, which is common this time of year. have a band-aid and come back to see me in a week.
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Re: Do I have H1N1?
« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2009, 08:29:17 PM »
Well. Me being in the military, I can tell you about vaccines. I get more shots weekly than most civilians get in 5 years. Once you join the military you become a pincushion for any experemental vaccine.

Anyway, I have had my flu shot this year, which includes the H1N1 vaccine. I am perfetly fine. If the government see's fit to give it's troops the vaccine, they will definitely feed it to the citizens.

I had my flu shot over two weeks ago, no symptoms as of yet.

If you did have the flu, just like everyone else said, you would be tied up in bed, unable to even type. You wouldnt even be able to make a phone call. Trust me, I have had almost every strain of flu ther is.

Question: Is it just me, or does H1N1 spell Hinie? The Old word for butt..?
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