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Offline H-Sauce

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This is why the british police force suck.
« on: April 09, 2010, 12:52:31 AM »
THEDOUCHEBAG    \\. says:
*Yesterday, I got arrested.
James] says:
*shi-
*why
*downloading music?
   THEDOUCHEBAG    \\. says:
*Nope, nothing remotley tech related
*Tresspassing on train tracks.
*`even though we was only on the embankment
*had the police helicopter out tyo find us
*i hid in a thorn bush (ouch)
James] says:
*LOL :censored:
   THEDOUCHEBAG    \\. says:
*walked out onto a field
*greeted by 4 police officers
*and a police van
*we all got in
*and they took us back to the station. got all my details
*put me in a cell for two hours
James] says:
*wow what a failure of police resources
   THEDOUCHEBAG    \\. says:
*let me out to get prints, dna swab and mugshot
*put back in the cell for 2 and a half hours
*got interviewed by the british transport police
*p;ut back in the cell for 15 mins
*go repramanded
*so yeah, british police sucks seaty scrotum
James] says:
*that is insane
*I don't know how that is possible
   THEDOUCHEBAG    \\. says:
*British Police suck ass
James] says:
*You should sue
   THEDOUCHEBAG    \\. says:
*They was just doing their job
James] says:
*What exactly were you doing that required a helicopter and a 4 police officers to get you?
   THEDOUCHEBAG    \\. says:
*walking along an embankment.
*I'm not lying or anything.
James] says:
*HOLY :censored: GET DOWN
*HE'S ON THE EMBANKMENT

What do you guys think?
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Re: This is why the british police force suck.
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2010, 01:15:11 AM »
It's so, so true.....
They don't even carry guns when half the terrorists they're looking for have AKs!
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Re: This is why the british police force suck.
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2010, 08:23:28 AM »
lol now your on file till your 18
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Re: This is why the british police force suck.
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2010, 10:50:45 AM »
Over here they have guns but are scared to use them.
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Re: This is why the british police force suck.
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2010, 11:40:54 AM »
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Re: This is why the british police force suck.
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2010, 12:13:37 PM »
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Re: This is why the british police force suck.
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2010, 12:21:02 PM »
over here they shoot u with bullets, tazers or shotgun beanbags(them mothas can break ur arm
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Re: This is why the british police force suck.
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2010, 12:28:14 PM »
usa:  shoot first than ask wtf they were doing
england: wait a second od chap, what is that thing your talking about? a gun?

netherlands: f.....f.....f.....freeze or ill s....s....shoot *scared*
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Re: This is why the british police force suck.
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2010, 01:07:34 PM »
then cowers away.
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Re: This is why the british police force suck.
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2010, 02:48:08 PM »
There are special firearm police, but they can only use semi-auto and have to file paperwork for every single shot.
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Re: This is why the british police force suck.
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2010, 03:29:43 PM »
Quote from: HiddenVenom on April 09, 2010, 02:48:08 PM
There are special firearm police, but they can only use semi-auto and have to file paperwork for every single shot.

lololol
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Re: This is why the british police force suck.
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2010, 03:37:06 PM »
in short: :censored: police.
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Re: This is why the british police force suck.
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2010, 04:39:18 PM »


Your police drives the 
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Re: This is why the british police force suck.
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2010, 10:47:33 PM »
In Australia (well WA anyway) the police mostly get hated on for doing there jobs really well (but they get to be stoned whilst they do it)
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Re: This is why the british police force suck.
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2010, 10:51:11 PM »
Quote from: Timmy on April 09, 2010, 10:47:33 PM
In Australia (well WA anyway) the police mostly get hated on for doing there jobs really well (but they get to be stoned whilst they do it)

Thats Legit.
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Re: This is why the british police force suck.
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2010, 11:07:06 AM »
over here they taze old people.


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Re: This is why the british police force suck.
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2010, 11:54:24 AM »
They would need 10 tazers to get my granddad down, lol.
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Re: This is why the british police force suck.
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2010, 12:10:09 PM »
Quote from: dedafmonteur on April 10, 2010, 11:54:24 AM
They would need 10 tazers to get my granddad down, lol.

He must be a very big man.
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Re: This is why the british police force suck.
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2010, 02:48:35 PM »
*Viking
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Re: This is why the british police force suck.
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2010, 02:22:40 AM »
lol, yes he is big but not that big, i was just joking around.

but they would need more then 4 cops to bring him down...lol
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Re: This is why the british police force suck.
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2010, 10:35:12 AM »
Quote from: dedafmonteur on April 11, 2010, 02:22:40 AM
lol, yes he is big but not that big, i was just joking around.

but they would need more then 4 cops to bring him down...lol

Then hes a non-azn version of Bruce Lee.
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Re: This is why the british police force suck.
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2010, 11:34:34 AM »
Close to it.

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Re: This is why the british police force suck.
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2010, 06:44:09 PM »
Hes a non-azn version of Bruce Lee but doesn't know karate and doesn't have ripped abs but still weighs over 220kg
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