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Title: This is why the british police force suck.
Post by: H-Sauce on April 09, 2010, 12:52:31 AM: THEDOUCHEBAG    \\. says:
*Yesterday, I got arrested.
James] says:
*shi-
*why
*downloading music?
   THEDOUCHEBAG    \\. says:
*Nope, nothing remotley tech related
*Tresspassing on train tracks.
*`even though we was only on the embankment
*had the police helicopter out tyo find us
*i hid in a thorn bush (ouch)
James] says:
*LOL :censored:
   THEDOUCHEBAG    \\. says:
*walked out onto a field
*greeted by 4 police officers
*and a police van
*we all got in
*and they took us back to the station. got all my details
*put me in a cell for two hours
James] says:
*wow what a failure of police resources
   THEDOUCHEBAG    \\. says:
*let me out to get prints, dna swab and mugshot
*put back in the cell for 2 and a half hours
*got interviewed by the british transport police
*p;ut back in the cell for 15 mins
*go repramanded
*so yeah, british police sucks seaty scrotum
James] says:
*that is insane
*I don't know how that is possible
   THEDOUCHEBAG    \\. says:
*British Police suck ass
James] says:
*You should sue
   THEDOUCHEBAG    \\. says:
*They was just doing their job
James] says:
*What exactly were you doing that required a helicopter and a 4 police officers to get you?
   THEDOUCHEBAG    \\. says:
*walking along an embankment.
*I'm not lying or anything.
James] says:
*HOLY :censored: GET DOWN
*HE'S ON THE EMBANKMENT

What do you guys think?
Title: Re: This is why the british police force suck.
Post by: HiddenVenom on April 09, 2010, 01:15:11 AM: It's so, so true.....
They don't even carry guns when half the terrorists they're looking for have AKs!
Title: Re: This is why the british police force suck.
Post by: robin1989 on April 09, 2010, 08:23:28 AM: lol now your on file till your 18
Title: Re: This is why the british police force suck.
Post by: dedafmonteur on April 09, 2010, 10:50:45 AM: Over here they have guns but are scared to use them.
Title: Re: This is why the british police force suck.
Post by: PspKicks316 on April 09, 2010, 11:40:54 AM: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: This is why the british police force suck.
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Title: Re: This is why the british police force suck.
Post by: budgray19 on April 09, 2010, 12:21:02 PM: over here they shoot u with bullets, tazers or shotgun beanbags(them mothas can break ur arm
Title: Re: This is why the british police force suck.
Post by: dedafmonteur on April 09, 2010, 12:28:14 PM: usa: shoot first than ask wtf they were doing
england: wait a second od chap, what is that thing your talking about? a gun?

netherlands: f.....f.....f.....freeze or ill s....s....shoot *scared*
Title: Re: This is why the british police force suck.
Post by: budgray19 on April 09, 2010, 01:07:34 PM: then cowers away.
Title: Re: This is why the british police force suck.
Post by: HiddenVenom on April 09, 2010, 02:48:08 PM: There are special firearm police, but they can only use semi-auto and have to file paperwork for every single shot.
Title: Re: This is why the british police force suck.
Post by: FOOKz™ on April 09, 2010, 03:29:43 PM: Quote from: HiddenVenom on April 09, 2010, 02:48:08 PM
There are special firearm police, but they can only use semi-auto and have to file paperwork for every single shot.

lololol
Title: Re: This is why the british police force suck.
Post by: H-Sauce on April 09, 2010, 03:37:06 PM: in short: :censored: police.
Title: Re: This is why the british police force suck.
Post by: FOOKz™ on April 09, 2010, 04:39:18 PM: Your police drives the (https://acidmods.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tarantino.info%2Fwiki%2Fimages%2F%3Acensored%3AWagon1.jpg&hash=5d5f4a05fcaf8dd56ef8a5748158e4c2bcec68b6)
Title: Re: This is why the british police force suck.
Post by: Timmy on April 09, 2010, 10:47:33 PM: In Australia (well WA anyway) the police mostly get hated on for doing there jobs really well (but they get to be stoned whilst they do it)
Title: Re: This is why the british police force suck.
Post by: FOOKz™ on April 09, 2010, 10:51:11 PM: Quote from: Timmy on April 09, 2010, 10:47:33 PM
In Australia (well WA anyway) the police mostly get hated on for doing there jobs really well (but they get to be stoned whilst they do it)

Thats Legit.
Title: Re: This is why the british police force suck.
Post by: Kilokk on April 10, 2010, 11:07:06 AM: over here they taze old people.

which would YOU rather have?
Title: Re: This is why the british police force suck.
Post by: dedafmonteur on April 10, 2010, 11:54:24 AM: They would need 10 tazers to get my granddad down, lol.
Title: Re: This is why the british police force suck.
Post by: FOOKz™ on April 10, 2010, 12:10:09 PM: Quote from: dedafmonteur on April 10, 2010, 11:54:24 AM
They would need 10 tazers to get my granddad down, lol.

He must be a very big man.
Title: Re: This is why the british police force suck.
Post by: HiddenVenom on April 10, 2010, 02:48:35 PM: *Viking
Title: Re: This is why the british police force suck.
Post by: dedafmonteur on April 11, 2010, 02:22:40 AM: lol, yes he is big but not that big, i was just joking around.

but they would need more then 4 cops to bring him down...lol
Title: Re: This is why the british police force suck.
Post by: FOOKz™ on April 11, 2010, 10:35:12 AM: Quote from: dedafmonteur on April 11, 2010, 02:22:40 AM
lol, yes he is big but not that big, i was just joking around.

but they would need more then 4 cops to bring him down...lol

Then hes a non-azn version of Bruce Lee.
Title: Re: This is why the british police force suck.
Post by: dedafmonteur on April 11, 2010, 11:34:34 AM: Close to it.
Title: Re: This is why the british police force suck.
Post by: FOOKz™ on April 11, 2010, 06:44:09 PM: Hes a non-azn version of Bruce Lee but doesn't know karate and doesn't have ripped abs but still weighs over 220kg