ok..
ding u r free to move about the world...
heres ur ticket to russia....................... 2 naps and 6 shots of wiskey later.... ahhhhhhhh... oh stueratress.. wanna be part of the mile high club.. (stuertruss) oh yess!!! ok hold on let me get done takein this humongussss..... er er.. welcome to moscow..
blahbloober ble ble.(russian) yeeeaaa. ok look ya foo.. i got 10 navy seals and 4 f-16s headin to ma crapper.. u think ya can help..
no(in russian)
(me as a bad ass assasins voice) i know how much u want to blow american planes outa the sky....
(russian leader in kiddy voice) YAYAYAYAYAY I WANNA GO BANG BANG..
BANG BANG BANGN BVAGB HAHAHAH(IN RUSSIAN)
(me again in bad ass voice) i want all ur ground to air missles around the crapper..
(russian guy) Y?!
(me with kik a$$ voice) DAMM IT MAN.. THEY WANT MY HAWT PINK TOOTH BRUSH(then suddenly idiana jones comes peeking in
(indiana jones) HAWT PINK! .. where.. wheres the pink tooth brush of the anciants and starts rambaling on about how great of a treasure it is..)
but he gets shot... i dont know why.. BUT A.N.Y.W.A.Y.S!!!!!!!!
(russian dood) oooooooooohhhhhhh the hawt pink brush..
(badass sweetness voice) i want missles here. here. here. here. here. here . here. not here.. thats my grandmas house.. shes loaded and she gives good christmas presents.............. and here. here. here........ over there. under this rock.......... annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddd on that tree..
(rusiian dood) what do i get ou-{i cut in} MAN... THIS IS A HAWT PINK TOOTH BRUSH WHERE TALKIN ABOUT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this isnt some trillion ton golden bar here,,, THIS ... THIS IS BEETTTTTTTTEEER!!!!!!..
(russian dood) OK!
here u go sir(in hot wemon russian) ur ticket to ossamas topsecret resort outside bomb-us-stead...
10 hrs l8r (me) burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfpppp dabfjl hlb.. ugh. that was some gooooood rum...
u r the infadel, we kill u with our AKS AND RPGS AND RPC(ROCKET PROPPELED CAMELS)aaahhhhhhhhhhlalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalallalal.... 1 nap and a nice lap dance and 1 stolen wallet later hes stillshootin.. lalalalalalalal... (me in sweetness voice)where did u get all that ammo. ehh.. we pown it off drunk soldiers...(me) so where u tryn to hit me.(the 400 iraqi soliders) YES.. but we always miss we dont know why{me thinking to my self.. dont wail ur guns around in the air and all around u killing half ur own men} (them) so what can we do for u...
(me again in te VOICE) I NEED OSSOMA.. (them) oh of corse right this way..
5 min l8r.. ok ossama heres how it goes.. i have 10 of amercas best solders that ever walked this earth and i need them dead!!
(ossama) what fo- IT.. ITS FOR THE HAWT PINK TOOTH BRAUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (SUDDENLY 50 CENT COMES AROUN THE CORNER) did some one say pin-but before he could finish he was shot dead by toopock.. then he soddenly dies spontainessuly(idk)
(me in te voice) Ooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkk??...
(ossama)ok, i do it for u
2 days l8r.. wistle wistle wistl- FEEEEEEEEEEEW BANG! BOUNG!bOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmm!?
.. clack clackclick clack clack clack clackclick clack clack clack clackclick clack clack clack clackclick clack clack fewwww bannnnnnnnng!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(random plane)this is mama sploog.. victer alpha charlie niner.. we are going down WE ARE GO- chhheeeck!(statick)
(me in the bada$$ assasin voice sits there waitin to drop it..)
SHriCk* drop it!! FFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW KAbOOooooooMNNNNNNMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE TANK THAT WAS SUPPLYED TO ME LANDED ON TARGET..! THE DUST CLEARS.. everones dead.. buuuut......
plop the crappers door opens and some navey seal yells !!!I GOT I- KAPOOOO!!!!!!
the crack heard around the crapper fadded..... all was silent.. then birds started to sing for joy as i waled torwards the holy CRAPPER.. I TAKE THE HAWT PINK BRUSH OUTA HIS HANDS AS HE LAY THERE WITH PEACE AND I SIT ON THE SOME HOW CLEaN TOLIT!!! I SNEEEAZE(if u read ma post of how i onced sneezed and pooed at the same time ud like this a lot better{ahem its under reapers have u guys ever sneezed.. or somethin like that)
and take the dirtyest and most violent poo ever known to man.. .and.. and.. AND!!!!!.... THE TOOTH BRUSH FALLS BACK INTO TEH TOLIET
WELL... I TRYED
EDIT!!!!!!!__________________________________________________________________________________-
based on a true story about a man and his HAWT PINK TOOTH BRUSH
ok..
btw for every one who is new here
OH AND sorry.. theres one sniper bullet hole in the back.. above the tolit...
and btw.. u where outa tolit paper..
https://www.acidmods.com/forum/index.php?topic=7956.0lol man i know how to kill it
hahahaha
