Author Topic: Dumb Laws! (Read 3005 times)

Amerikun Soljia · « **on:** October 30, 2009, 12:48:31 PM »

Ok, so this is the spam board so here I go. I just wanted to start a thread on dumb laws. You can go to Dumblaws.com to find some of these, and most are extremely funny. So Post the dumb laws you find, or that u have where u live for everyone to read! I will start:

In Arkansaw, It is perfectly legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you attach a lantern to the front of your vehicle.

One more:

In Oklahoma, It is illegal to have a sleeping donkey in your bathtub after 7pm!!

dedafmonteur · « **Reply #1 on:** October 30, 2009, 01:06:06 PM »

The Netherlands:

its totally illigal to smoke weed when there is police in your neighbour.
is there no one than you can just smoke.

budgray19 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 30, 2009, 01:06:38 PM »

texas laws that are dumb

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

Texarkana
Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.

PspKicks316 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 30, 2009, 01:58:16 PM »

Hey I want a horse with tail lights!

Amerikun Soljia · « **Reply #4 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:13:20 PM »

Lol. In new york, women may walk around in public completely topless.
However, another law states that when in public, a woman can not wear clothes that hug her body too tightly.

*the topless women law is still in effect, they Are allowed to go topless if they so please!!*

budgray19 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:27:07 PM »

in newyork jumping off a building is punishable by death

blackburn · « **Reply #6 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:51:17 PM »

Alabama - Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Tenessee - You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

robin1989 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:07:42 PM »

All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.

Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).

No cows may be driven down the roadway between 10 AM and 7 PM unless there is prior approval from the Commissioner of Police.

Amerikun Soljia · « **Reply #8 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:53:30 PM »

Lol. In North Carolina it is illegal to possess a lottery ticket at any time!

Luke · « **Reply #9 on:** October 30, 2009, 09:22:57 PM »

it's legal for a casualty to buy condoms at any age, how ever the casualty can only use them after he or she is 16 years of age or older, otherwise it is illegal. #Australia.

this reminds me, In Australia Barney the Dinosaur was taken of television for having no pants.

TwisTtheTwiTcH · « **Reply #10 on:** October 31, 2009, 12:15:02 AM »

Virginia:

A person of color may not be oustide or within the city limits after 7 pm.

Florida:

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

dedafmonteur · « **Reply #11 on:** October 31, 2009, 05:12:16 AM »

netherlands:

It is legal to smoke pot, buy it, or have less than 5 grams with you.

Prostitution is legal but the prostitutes must pay taxes like any other business.

frenulem - No.5417 · « **Reply #12 on:** October 31, 2009, 06:09:35 PM »

Quote from: dedafmonteur on October 31, 2009, 05:12:16 AM

netherlands:

It is legal to smoke pot, buy it, or have less than 5 grams with you.

Prostitution is legal but the prostitutes must pay taxes like any other business.

*wonders*how long to walk from southamton to where ever the hell

lives*wonders*
lol
and It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long as it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.

Amerikun Soljia · « **Reply #13 on:** November 01, 2009, 09:50:26 AM »

I really thought this thread would get a lot more replies...It's really funny to read some of these things.

In new orleans, if you are riding a donkey down main st. the donkey must be wearing a straw hat.

dedafmonteur · « **Reply #14 on:** November 01, 2009, 11:54:05 AM »

the netherlands is the most awsome country.

you cant do jack but no one cares and does it anyways and the police cant do jack about it

blackburn · « **Reply #15 on:** November 01, 2009, 11:56:43 AM »

Quote from: Amerikun Soljia on November 01, 2009, 09:50:26 AM

I really thought this thread would get a lot more replies...It's really funny to read some of these things.

In new orleans, if you are riding a donkey down main st. the donkey must be wearing a straw hat.

yeah its kinda sad how many laws there are that dont make since. They must have been smokin some dank weed back in the day

ryan0 · « **Reply #16 on:** November 01, 2009, 02:19:16 PM »

None of the "Irish" ones are true...

Amerikun Soljia · « **Reply #17 on:** November 02, 2009, 05:11:34 AM »

South Dakota:

No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.

Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.

If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.

robin1989 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 02, 2009, 06:34:31 AM »

is the foutnain inn a place

Amerikun Soljia · « **Reply #19 on:** November 02, 2009, 01:46:42 PM »

Maybe. It's supposedly in South Dakota. However, keep in mind, some of these laws are from when the country was still just getting started, so it may not be around, It's probably from like 200 years ago. Thing is, these laws are still in effect, but not enforced any longer.

robin1989 · « **Reply #20 on:** November 02, 2009, 04:00:00 PM »

reason i asked was i wanted to get a horse put pants on it and take it into the inn

Amerikun Soljia · « **Reply #21 on:** November 04, 2009, 12:22:37 PM »

That would be a little weird, lol.

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